The Seafaring Seagull

Royal Navy Engineer

Any views or opinions expressed are my own and do not express the views or opinions of the Royal Navy.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@JustEatUK what exactly is it about sending me half the order wrong with stuff i never wanted that means youre unable to refund it? Useless.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @WilJay_1 Genuinely thought it was just a photo of you

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@ayeejuju @robmccallumNUFC 50 50 mate

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @DaveMc1982 Dno your coming off pretty stupid here mate 🤣🤣

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @DaveMc1982 Hahaha @Sean90ss youre getting absolutely humbled on here baldy

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@OfficialBHAFC @nikefootball Can we please get @adidas in because this is a horrendous let down, who signed off on this??

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@mattletiss7 Its named after the hantan river where it was discovered you dopey twat

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @PolitlcsGlobal Well let's not take the piss here...

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @PolitlcsGlobal Listen to that muppet when he gets a haircut

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

The Falklands have been the Falklands since before Argentina was Argentina. 🇬🇧

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @ultras_antifaa This absolute cretin wasnt banned for wearing a Palestine shirt, he was banned for wearing a football shirt in an executive area where it has a formal dress code, he knows exactly what hes doing the fat, useless, grifting, engagement farming piece of shit.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@AndyRobsonTips Just put my new chicken proof lawn down in the back garden, its impeccable.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@AndyRobsonTips Two cows in a field, one says to the other. "Here you heard about this mad cow disease?" Other one says "I dont give a fuck mate, Im a helicopter"

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@AndyRobsonTips wounded

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The Premier League has ruled that Brighton should have been awarded a penalty in their defeat to Arsenal earlier this month.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @Nufc2Everything You absolutely love pot noodle sarnies? You defend them to the hilt when I take the piss out of you for eating them, then you accuse someone else of it?! Weird bloke you.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @MrMMYassin Hahaha shut up ya melt

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@Sean90ss @The_Forty_Four This is about 100 years old and if I remember correctly the brighton kid did the same thing. Ya boring.

[The Seafaring Seagull @dangray_bha]

@robmccallumNUFC @sarm0161 😂