Dan Hassell

Animator. Writer. A third thing.

[Joe Penna @MysteryGuitarM]

Anyone else kinda freak out when you’re watching a series or movie, and people are hanging out without masks?

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

Can we get a Flight of the Conchords reunion for a holiday rendition of CHRISTMAS TIME set to BUSINESS TIME because despite not existing it has been playing in my head for three days ok thx send tweet

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view” and then someone else pops up going, “Your silence about horses is extremely telling”

[Macyk 🌩 @MarkMacyk]

Are you there God? It’s me, Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin God.

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

I will never get over the fact that Marvel just let Taika Waititi direct Thor

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

If I hear “Santa, Buddy” one more time this festive season then Bublé is going back in his box early.

[The Dodo @dodo]

Most independent dog ever 😂🎾

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Sexy Lamp Test was devised by comic book writer Kelly Sue DeConnick to assess the role of female characters in fiction. If you can remove a female character and replace her with a sexy lamp with a post-it note on it, the writer has failed.

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

I’ve finished uni early just to find all trains home are cancelled until further notice. IT’S LIKE RAAAAA-E-AAAAIN!

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

My French genes coming through ! As Julian used to say in the Boosh “ you’re clearly a child of the croissant” :) x

[Manytypesoftea @manytypesoftea]

Your eyes speak a different truth

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

The long awaited sequel to Ragnarok is finally here... #ughbreds

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

@DoGoOnPod Got ‘em! See you in Bristol! 😄

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

@mrsundaymovies Sta-thumbs up or Sta-thumbs down?

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

@mrsundaymovies Would you give The Meg a Jason Stathumbs up or a Jason Stathumbs down?

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

@NataruScroggaru Hey! Sorry for such a slow reply - I haven’t used Twitter much for months! Yeah I’m he. How’s it going? 😄

[Dan Hassell @DanHassell91]

Noooo! @DoGoOnPod’s show in Bristol has sold out! Please add more dates or come to Cardiff!!!

[death_stairs @death_stairs]

1) Get your child to squash up against a window
2) Take photo
3) Set as phone background
4) Child is 'stuck in' phone

[Jack Druce @Jackdruce]

My competitive diving routine:

I pathetically flop into the water.
The crowd Boos
I emerge holding the ace of clubs.
It WAS their card.
10/10 gold medal.

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

OH MY GOD