death_stairs

All of my toes are the same length, but I lead a normal life. Fan of decent footwear and jackets. Instagram: @death_stairs

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@chairmanofvice Ace!!

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@instagram Feature idea for you: Let us put accounts we follow into groups. These groups can then be viewed as separate feeds. I've knocked up an example using my MS Paint skills. Cheers.

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@wwfcofficial @BucksNewUni That’s me with my son in the first 5 seconds. His first ever game! Thanks for posting this

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@Northern_Steve @andyparmo Seconded

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@Northern_Steve Agreed

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

MEN. Alone on Valentine’s Day? Here are 5 tips to impress the woman you want.
(via @death_stairs)

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@emmyraven haha! No chance

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@Elliot_Eastwick didn't tweet because of abuse like this. Reported.
(Bring back your periscopes. Hope you're well)

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@Elliot_Eastwick fish fingers, melted cheese, bacon and red onion. Sorry for late reply, you probably don't give a shit now

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@ThePoke what genius did this?!

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@thehandofbeadle *saves to drafts*

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@IAmHellsBells about and that

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@tinytwink ditto. It's been a while...

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@Scaymo hahaha

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@glennyfyrth nah, mate

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@Mnrrnt I know, what a load of bollocks.

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Great British Bake Off contestants could save a shed load of time and effort by just buying a Colin the Caterpillar cake from Tesco for £5

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@danleydon I will be purchasing El Diego on payday. Lovely work.

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@Matthewnugent_ I'll stick a tenner on your next prediction