Dan Hassinger

[Adam | Pangolin @erd866x]

Did you know?

According to @DefiLlama, Pangolin ranks #2 on Avalanche by cumulative trading volume.

Way ahead of competitors like Uniswap, Pharaoh, Blackhole, and Dexalot...

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@charliekirk11 Thank you your dedication, sacrifices, and your service to our great country.

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@pulte Stay on him!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Depressed Trump Asks Melania If She'd Put On A Baseball Cap And Say Space Stuff To Cheer Him Up https://t.co/azlkdfTSeQ

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Torches Tesla Dealership https://t.co/HN5mXIpy6x

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@RealJamesWoods - I was looking for something to watch and landed on Best Seller - two of my favorite actors. I love looking back at older movies now and then. But, it made me wonder, of all of the movies you starred in - which is your all time favorite?

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

Here is my take on Hunting Hitler:

Breaking: Declassified Documents Reveal Hitler’s Post-War Life as Argentinian Donkey Farmer

In a revelation that seems straight out of a conspiracy thriller, newly declassified documents suggest that Adolf Hitler did not die in his Berlin bunker in 1945 but instead escaped to Argentina, adopting the alias “Elford A. Lith” and leading a reclusive life as a donkey farmer. This narrative echoes claims from the controversial book Grey Wolf: The Escape of Adolf Hitler, which alleges that Hitler fled to South America post-war.

According to these documents, Hitler resided in the remote hills near San Carlos de Bariloche, tending to a herd of donkeys. Locals reportedly remember a mysterious man with a distinctive mustache who insisted his animals march in precise formations. These accounts align with various conspiracy theories that have long speculated about Hitler’s survival and escape to Argentina.

While these claims are met with skepticism by mainstream historians, the story adds a bizarre chapter to the myriad theories surrounding the fate of one of history’s most infamous figures.

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@RobertKennedyJc Yes

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@mtgreenee I already chose my fighter and he has been kicking everyone’s ass at lightening speed! I call him Mr. President. Not to say that you are not one of my favorite fighters MTG!

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@BasedMikeLee $

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@BasedMikeLee 10

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I believe Trump is playing 4-D chess with Zelenskyy.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's https://t.co/5xv0SC5Cd0

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Breaking: A Black Bar Visited Epstein Island Hundreds Of Times https://t.co/a1jWl3cdS4

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Uh Oh: Saint Peter Starts Asking Everyone At Pearly Gates To List Five Ways They Advanced God's Kingdom On Earth https://t.co/0X2xbS09kX

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@GenFlynn @Comey General, you are a true patriot. We will never forget what was done to you, the real President, and others. "Sit by the river long enough, and you will see the body of your enemy float by." Figuratively speaking of course, but who doesn’t like a good proverb now and then?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional https://t.co/wWAj73qhES

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@BasedMikeLee @DOGE 10!

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

@elonmusk Eliminate income tax and capital gains tax.

[Dan Hassinger @danhassinger]

Happy Birthday to my friend, John Maxwell! Looking forward to seeing you in Orlando next month!