Dan Heath

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

@LFC This season was pretty underwhelming but to deliver a Premier League title, then secure a Champions league spot and still get sacked seems a tad harsh 🤷🏼‍♂️
#lfc #ArneSlot

[The Exiled Writer @forexkeylevels]

Stewart Lee is bang on here with this analysis. Comedy won't tell the truth, the question is why? follow the money. The answer lies in the production companies, who owns them? via @reginalddhunter

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

. @OVOEnergy have been causing us some problems recently, I'd just gone onto the ofgem website to start a complaint and the first article on the ofgem site was this 😂😭:

OVO to pay £2.7 million in redress for Warm Home Discount payment failures https://t.co/iKjJA0vutZ

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at https://t.co/cHLs9sKqix

[Laura B @LauraLFB]

But it's got a screwdriver head, so it is a cordless screwdriver 🤦
#Houseofgames

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

I
Whenever I buy a @CostaCoffee from a machine at a petrol station I'm always slightly pissed off that I have to trudge back from the counter to get the annoying bit of paper from the machine before I can pay. I don't have to do this with fuel, why with coffee? Be better!

[The Wammy parkrun @thewammyparkrun]

Another [mostly] uneventful parkrun, all thanks to our high-viz heroes. They make sure it's as safe and fun as we can make it. The Wammy has been killer robot free for almost seven years, mostly because of the people in pink.
Congratulations to all 245 finishers!
#loveparkrun

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

A word on @AllisonPearson free speech row and what she describes as a ‘Kafkaesque’ threat to it. Today on @TheNewsAgents, we asked her to appear. She said ‘No. And if you get any aspect of the story wrong my lawyers will be watching.’
You gotta love a free speech warrior

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Rishi Sunak lied to you.

[Kane Brough @KanesTheName]

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

[The Wammy parkrun @thewammyparkrun]

OMG! What a parkrun! The warm shiny thing in the sky really adds to the parkrun magic.
297 finishers, 15 parkrun novices on their 1st outing, 60 visitors from the world beyond the Wammy, and an army of dogs that made the start sound like we were running a fox hunt.
#loveparkrun

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

@AdamRichman It's non-standard but I'd scrap the beens and swap the grilled tomatoes for tinned plum tomatos, 'meat all looks good.

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

Well? Do you?!

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

@Bilstar I've mostly just been thinking; "yeah, that bit looks a bit like last years Red Bull" for the few there've been so far.

[Lorenzo Ferrari 🏎️ @jfull1914]

Whatever they said Christian Horner did, he did. I don’t even know the full allegations, but I don’t like him, so fuck him. #RedBullRacing #F1 #ChristianHorner

[Dr Nathan Filer @nathanfiler]

Please, please will someone sample @amolrajan saying: "I can't accept Drum & Bass. We need Jungle, I'm afraid." 👊

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

@DaveSumm @bungeeman17 That's almost word for word my inner monologue when I saw the thumbnail.

[Hanley parkrun @Hanleyparkrun]

Well done to our 156 parkrunners and parkwalkers and a huge thank you to our volunteers.
A special shout out to Dianne and Caroline Davies who managed to synchronise their V250s along with Caroline’s 250th run.
If that’s inspired you to volunteer then get in touch.
🎃#loveparkrun

[Dan Heath @danheath77]

Not even a little bit surprised by this

#stopthestink

BBC News - EA reveals potential scope of its Walley's Quarry gas monitoring error
https://t.co/QR0XitS8J1