Dan Holt

I'm a professor of English at Lansing Community College.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

It looks like Liberace and Saddam designed a 19th New Orleans century whorehouse, without the taste and elegance.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

It was VERY IRRESPONSIBLE for Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, to fly his less-safe and badly painted “Air Fraud One” to Turkey while we are at WAR — a war he started! When things got dangerous, the Secret Service told him to get back on the REAL Air Force One (the Classic, Beautiful, and FAR SUPERIOR plane) because his jumbo jet from Qatar was not good enough or remotely secure. VERY BAD LOOK FOR THE “LEADER” OF THE FREE WORLD! I do not care for Dozy, he is a very Nasty Man who treats the People of California and Working Americans badly. But even I, his strongest critic, understand that the President should not put our entire Country at RISK because he likes a fancy plane. A REAL LEADER chooses PERFORMANCE over LOOKS. DISQUALIFYING! — Governor Gavin C. Newsom

[David Frum @davidfrum]

In the old USSR, people could be arrested for photographing bridges, tunnels, etc. A repressive and paranoid regime assumed the photographers must be spies and saboteurs. Americans laughed at such petty tyranny. Nothing like that could happen in their free country! Until now.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police should terrify everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations out of thin air simply to protect one man from his own embarrassing failure.

There is no sabotage. This is insane.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

If destruction of government property is a crime, I wonder what they'll do to the man who tore down the East Wing without a permit.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history.

After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump."

https://t.co/4JB8V0GX4L

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD TRUMP IS THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump is dying.
He knows it.
Everyone around him knows it.
They are ALL lying to us about it.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

🚨Creating an enemies lists
🚨Attacking the press
🚨Sending taxpayer $ to criminals
🚨Pardoning fraudsters

Every GOP governor and senator needs to be asked a simple question:

Is this acceptable conduct from the President of the United States?

Weak little boys like @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderJohnThune need to grow a spine!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Weird. It's almost as if COVID antivaccine conspiracy people are lying liars.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

There is ZERO evidence. The Acting AG is a liar.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

When you listen to Trump talk about Taiwan (or many other topics) it’s the stuff he doesn’t say that is more revealing. Asked about Taiwan he blathers on about how big and strong China is, how tiny Taiwan is, about tariffs and dumb American presidents who didn’t use them. What doesn’t he talk about?

Alliances, obligations, democracy, values, honor, etc.

Keep in mind, if you don’t care whether Trump throws Taiwan under the bus, that wouldn’t be the only betrayal involved. We’d be screwing Japan, South Korea, the Philippines, and Australia too. I’m not saying we should get into a shooting war over Taiwan. I am saying Trump shouldn’t betray our allies, our values, and our national security and national honor just because he’s got a man crush on Xi.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map.

If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Donald, May the 4th be with you. And the 25th.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

WHEN AMERICA ASKED ME TO BE THE FACE OF SOCIAL SECURITY, I ACCEPTED. NO ONE IS MORE SOCIAL OR SECURE THAN ME. UNLIKE DONNY WHO'S THE FACE OF SOCIAL INSECURITY: HANDS, WEIGHT, HAIR, MANHOOD, CROWD SIZE, ME. THIS IS DONALD'S FIRST CARD SINCE HE'S NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE. TO SCARE HIM, I'M ADDING HIM ON IT. (PEOPLE ARE BEGGING ME TO TAKE HIM OFF. IT'S CAUSING NIGHTMARES, MIGRAINES, DIARRHEA.) JUST FOCUS ON THE HANDSOME MAN IN THE MIDDLE, NOT THE ELF IN THE CORNER. TO EVERY WORKING AMERICAN, ENJOY THE CARD! YOU'VE EARNED IT! --GOVERNOR GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

God’s heart is torn apart by wars, violence, injustice and lies. But our Father’s heart is not with the wicked, the arrogant, or the proud. God’s heart is with the little ones and the humble, and with them He builds up His Kingdom of love and peace day by day. Wherever there is love and service, God is there. #ApostolicJourney #Algeria

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

"The Pentagon on Wednesday slammed Russia’s barrage of missile strikes across Ukrainian cities and said that Moscow’s deliberate targeting of energy infrastructure is a war crime."

Now we are threatening to be Russia. Big change in 3 years.

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