Dan H

Inventor of Oblique Strategies Snap. Follower of Daniel Howards. Mr KVL 741Y. Stabilo Toss.

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@officialswr @mantra_cosmos Compliment incoming: sounding like a late period Alan Vega!

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck shopman

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@dr72w_david Seasonally unwell, but I'll live. Well, for another 25-35 years, all things being equal.

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@DannyDutch @Scientits @IBM Yet you think it's fine to delegate letter and word spacing to computers, IBM?!

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@DuglasTStewart Nighty night.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

I don't think you're allowed to call them that any more

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@CounsellingSam @TonyWilliams9 @MichaelRosenYes @Isysuttie @BBCRadio4 Glen Matlock - they agreed with him that the "antichrist' / 'anarchist" rhyme in Anarchy in the UK is painful. Radio 4 has changed...

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@messedupfoods It's not a dishwasher, it's a water fryer.

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@PicturesFoIder Maybe. How much is it? And what does it taste of?

[Dan H @danhoward01]

Come on people who followed me because I made a decent quip once and honeytrap spam army, let's get #FreeLiamNissan trending!

[Bill DeMayo @BDeMayo]

Hope is a good thing.
Maybe the best of things,
And no good thing ever dies.
#FreeLiam #FreeLiamNissan .@theliamnissan

[Paul Hammond @mr_paulhammond]

@rojograham @OldUKCatalogues @OldUKPrintAds I got my wife a new bag and a new belt for Christmas - The hoover works a treat now. Copyright Les Dawson.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

@Caitlyn_Jenner @DonaldJTrumpJr Hey Caitlyn. You're missing a D.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

this ad I just got hit with on reels is somehow even more Tory than Tory party conference

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@Markgatiss Post/reply combo of the week, right here.

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

Ghosts of 70s teenagers on ‘Antiques Roadshow’.

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@MikeStuchbery_ The look of a man who owns Barbie.

[Dan H @danhoward01]

@IgnorelandRadio Played tonight - majestic.