Me

[Shannonigans 🍀 @ShannonigansX]

🚨 BREAKING: Somebody just flew a plane over the anti-Trump crowd with a banner that says, “Not a King. He’s your Daddy!” and yes, it’s already going viral.

Classic. Savage. Absolutely relentless.

The message is a direct jab at the “No Kings” protests and is being shared all over social media right now.❣️👊🇺🇸😂

[Nashville Tea Party @NashvilleTea]

@adamcarolla

[Derek 🌲🗽 @DerekDocuments]

@adamcarolla It’s a sick joke. Brought to you by Soros.

[Matthew Quercia @Mattq2219]

What an honor! Thanks to the best fans in the league!!

[Matthew Quercia @Mattq2219]

Life comes at you fast

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

like these are teams that don’t receive money from their schools, buy their own equipment, some dont even have locker or storage rooms. most have shitty ice times and create their schedules by themselves. its a struggle, you really have to love it.

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

instead of talking about how ‘embarrassing’ it is for Denver (an ncaa d1 school) to have lost to UNLV (ACHA d1)

how about we turn the narrative and talk about how impressive it is for the ACHA and recognize how far club hockey has come in these past few years.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Should I make a Tesla limousine for Trump?

Bullet proof of course!

[Jonathan Shuttlesworth @JDShuttlesworth]

🚨WHY KAMALA LOST AND WHY TRUMP WON
(in about 60 seconds.)

[J.P. Hasson @SonofHas]

I can’t believe this guy didn’t win over black male voters in Georgia!

[Hockey House @hockeyhousepod]

ACHA VS. NCAA DI 🚨

@lopeshockey will make the trip to Alaska in late September to take on @NanooksHockey and @UAAHockey

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

HOLY SH*T!

Minnesota National Guard Leaders Expose Tim Walz for Stolen Valor, Lying About His Rank, and Quitting When His Unit Was Deployed to Iraq.

"As soon as the shots were fired in Iraq, he turned and ran the other way and hung his hat up and quit," said Tom Behrends, a retired command sergeant major who replaced Gov. Tim Walz on a deployment to Iraq.

When he was a congressman, you know, he bragged that he was a retired command sergeant major: "I'm the highest-ranking person ever in the House," and, you know, all this lie that he was telling the state of Minnesota came out after 2018. After this was exposed, they said, "Well, he can say that he served as a command sergeant major, but he can't say he's a retired one because he's not."

Just tooting his own horn, hanging on the coattails of people that actually are command sergeant majors, who went through all the process and put all the time in.

It's stolen valor, really, what it is.

If he went to Iraq, he'd still be hiding under his desk over there, 'cause that's just the cowardice that I saw portrayed with him.

[Me @DanHusby]

@billmccoshen @WiStateJournal Let go TRUMP!!!!!!!!👍

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

“Trump, Trump, Trump” LFG!

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Biden done fucked around and found out!🤣

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

Joe Biden banned “religious themed” eggs at the White House’s Easter Egg design contest for kids, AND he announced that tomorrow is “National Transgender Visibility Day.”

Did he forget that tomorrow is Easter, Resurrection Sunday?

Joe Biden and his White House have made it clear that people of faith, particularly Christians and our Bible-believing views, have no place in his America. We must change that on November 5 by electing @realdonaldtrump.

[Clinton @614clinton]

A man and woman had been married for 25 years.

It was a good marriage but it had become sort of dull and routine.

So one day, the wife came up with the brilliant idea to leave her husband a letter saying she was leaving him, just to see what his reaction would be.

It said, "Dear Mark, I'm tired of you and don't want to live with you anymore."

She put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until he came home.

When he arrived, he saw the letter on the table and read it.

After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter.

Then he started to get changed, while whistling Dixie, singing and dancing around the room.

He grabbed his phone and dialed a number.

His wife listened from under the bed as he started talking to someone.

"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes and then I will join you"
he said.

"As for my wife, I guess she figured out that I've been fooling around and she left me.

I shouldn't have married her, I wish you and I had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"

Then he hung up and walked out of the room.

Heartbroken, his wife crawled out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful cheating no good husband had written on the letter.

Through her teary eyes, she read,
"I could see your feet sticking out, you idiot. I went out to buy milk".

#614clinton

[ACHA Men's D1 @ACHAMensD1]

3-3 between Illinois State and GCU

Under 4 to go in regulation

[ACHA Men's D1 @ACHAMensD1]

GCU scores

Now up 4-3 late in regulation