Dani Groff

aspiring paper salesman. accomplished spider. she/her

[Dani Groff @dani_groff]

somethin about a y chromosome just doesn’t sit right with me

[⬇️↘️➡️+⬇️↘️➡️+👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 @Deion_Slanders]

People are actually getting their children diagnosed by medical professionals instead of just ignoring the signs their whole life

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

No I didn't notice the time change I was busy looking at my wife

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

A healthy 28-year-old mom is dead. Not because doctors couldn't help her; because they refused until it was too late. Because they feared HELPING HER would land them in prison.

A young mom is dead.

A 6-year-old boy lost his mom.

"Everybody wanted this," Donald Trump told us.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[nick @NickKvcc]

made a small mistake at work

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Rare @stfuayen]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything

[dizzy @rundizzy]

i talk to my dogs in a normal voice and now theyre at a 3rd grade reading level

[Dani Groff @dani_groff]

One very real con of working from home:

I just said “hi baby” to my dog and forgot that I was also on the phone with a guy from my IT department.

[Natalie Crawford, MD @ncrawfordmd]

Welcome to Texas. Today abortion, a medical procedure, is now a felony. Punishable with up to life in prison. No exceptions for rape or incest. If you don’t think this will seriously impact medical care, you are wrong.

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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[e-ma @emmahastingss_]

To the men - the husbands who will lose their wives, the fathers who will lose their daughters, the sons who sill lose their mothers - this impacts you, too.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

There's an old saying: don't get mad, vote. Well, I say get mad AND vote. Your most fundamental rights are on the ballot this November.

[trevor lahey @xalleejx]

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t

[Dani Groff @dani_groff]

@CallanKristin Lowkey sweet of them