Dani Irving

spread love like violence

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

Just like every other year, I woke up this morning to my husband singing me his own version of Happy Birthday 😂🎂 #AwkwardBirthdayTraditions

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

I love the word teensie. #supersmall.

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

Please send sugar free life saver hard candies 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

I wish my husband could French braid

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If I had a dollar for every time I said "stop squeezing my body" in an angry voice ... 😂😬

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

Mom is not a fan of Future. 😬😂 #lowlife #changethestationplease

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

Mom and I are checking in at our hotel in Arkansas and the lady asks if we have any pets. Mom's response, "Just her". 🙄 #shethinksshesfunny

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

Ross- "Do you know the word crap weasel?" 😂 #Friends #bestshowever

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

@_Court_Cobain 😂🙈

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"Trouts are pansies" @lalauren_12 😂

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

"Three year olds are nothing but bipolar germ-buckets"😳😂😷

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

Accidentally just said "titsy rolls." Happy Monday.

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

@_Court_Cobain D. All of the above

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

"I seent yo girl post a bm"...Now I know that can't mean bowel movement but maybe #YoGotti should of thought of a different lyric #whatisbm?

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

There aren't many things that top the awkwardness of my sister high-fiving me... #pleasestop 😑

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

"I can't believe we just talked to Thailand" @itskatiee19 @_Court_Cobain

[Dani Irving @dani_irving]

#VoiceSaveJerffery 😳 how could you not?!

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

RT if @JordanSmithLive just changed your life for the 102847293870239587th time this season. #VoiceTop10

[Courtney @_Court_Cobain]

Last night @dani_irving slept on my closet floor. My dirty, hard-wood, hasn't-been-swept-or-vacuumed-since-I-moved-in closet floor.