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[Jedi @danialsam_]

Aku lock mak bahamin malam ni, second Dahlia yg mastermind.

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

JUSTIN GAETHJE HAS WON THE UNDISPUTED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE AFTER HANDING ILIA TOPURIA HIS FIRST EVER MMA LOSS 😱

ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🎥

[Jedi @danialsam_]

Setiap khamis malam je stay up sampai satu pagi. Semua Kuala Makar punya hal harey betul.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

it was a black bear that killed him. a black bear.

do you know how comically retarded you have to be to piss off a black bear enough that it wants to kill you?

[Aidila Razak @aidilarazak]

God knows how or why we even normalised an RM18 cup of coffee, RM24 parking fees and RM21 pastry.

[A.I.Warper @AIWarper]

This is one of the better versions of this prompt template I’ve seen

[Jedi @danialsam_]

Wife aku ada superpower. Boleh tahan berak 🔥

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Nike spent millions on “Breaking2,” an attempt to break the 2 hour marathon by Eliud Kipchoge.

Kipchoge did it in Nikes in 2019, but it was with lazers and pacemakers. It didn’t count.

Today, 2 men do it officially. Both in adidas. The hits keep coming.

[Public Health Malaysia @health_malaysia]

Datang beraya ke rumah orang. Tiba-tiba anak menangis berguling-guling nak bawa balik mainan kereta Hot Wheels milik tuan rumah.

Dan mak ayah pula cakap kat tuan rumah: "Alah, bagilah je. Kesian dia menangis tu. Nanti you beli lah lain."

Tolonglah.

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[Romy Jarr @romyjarr]

What's there to be proud of? The fact that a club formed in the Malaysian league has to fill the team with 100% foreign-grown players, who have never gone through the Malaysian education curriculum (KBSR/KBSM, KSSR/KSSM) and Malaysian lifestyle environment since birth, and all come from far more mature football schooling systems. All these only show something seriously flawed and a lack of seriousness in the Malaysian football structure and foundation, and sports in general, including food/dietary habits, working culture, etc. So yeah, what's there to take pride in? The issue is far deeper.

[Jedi @danialsam_]

See i told you so, baru nampak orang langgar belakang kat depan mata, Alhamdulilah la slow jem

[Jedi @danialsam_]

Bawak motor in kl is an extreme sport

[amsha @ohhyesweirdo]

My brain can’t comprehend how a monkey and a penguin get more attention than an actual human baby, starving in the middle of a genocide. People in Gaza deserve to live too. No child deserves to be starved to death or shot in the head.

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[Faisal Rahim @acaiijawa]

Kongsi sikit Kuliah Maghrib tadi.

Kata ustaz, manusia ni tidak suka kesedihan. Tapi kesedihan selalu membuatkan manusia kembali dekat dengan Allah.

Jarang manusia jadi dekat dengan agama ketika dia gembira. Ketika semua keperluan hidupnya cukup.

Sebab tu ujian hidup ni, kadangkala memberi hikmah yang kita tidak sangka.

Dengan kesedihan dan ujian itu, ramai manusia bangun malam memohon kepada Allah agar diringankan beban hidupnya dan diluaskan rezekinya.

Mula tadah tangan berdoa dengan lebih lama berbanding biasa.

Sesuatu yang mungkin dah lama dia tak lakukan. Iaitu doa dengan penuh pengharapan dan penuh kusyuk. Diiringi dengan air mata tanpa sedar.

Sebab sebelum ini dilimpahi dengan nikmat.

[Aditya @adityacasm_]

If you know these cars, your childhood was awesome 🥹

[yaw. @yabbanx]

Hear me out, brothers,

1. Video games save you from a lot of trouble.

2. Helps you save money.

3. Helps you in problem-solving.

4. Good for your mental health.

Buy a PlayStation today 🫵🏽