Dani Ann

I can't complain but sometimes I still do. Life's been good to me so far.

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

The "omg it's almost Halloween" people in August are NOT allowed say shit when people start playing Christmas music in November

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

White guys never shut tf up about Elon musk damn

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

Maybe if you live in an apartment building with only one washer and dryer, you should practice basic courtesy and learn how to promptly remove your laundry from the washer/dryer?

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

@sonja_brianne Kinda insane. Why people be concerned about my lack of refined carbs on my current diet, when they didn't give two shits about my complete lack of protein and nutrition before?

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

@sonja_brianne I'm not quite doing keto, but similar. People didn't say shit when I literally stuffed my face with cheez itz and cereal for lunch, but get concerned when I switched to eating a bunless burger patty with spinach

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

Stop bitching about your "lost hour" of sleep, it's fucking light out at 7 pm be happy

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

We're not allowed to have pets at our apartment, but Josh and I have hatched a plan on doing everything we can to attract crows to our yard cuz they're super smart will bring you presents if you feed them

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

@sonja_brianne My bf has done keto to great success, but now his breath always stinks 😭

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

I achieved my life long goal of conquering minesweeper on expert mode, 2019 is good so far

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

My mom's chex mix >>>>>> yours mom's chex mix

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

@DaniNohelty Thanks Dani ❤️ Nothing happened to me. I was with my boyfriend the entire time.

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

A few weeks ago I became senselessly drunk during a night out after only a handful of drinks (even while pacing myself and drinking water). And then had a sleepwalking episode that night (I've never done that before?) It's only now occurred to me that I might have been roofied?

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

I am addicted to spooky fruit loops

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

This is my last year of school ever and I have grad school "senioritis" so bad

[Rosco Malone @McCoy16]

If your dog isn’t allowed on the couch or the bed, you don’t have a dog. You have a sad animal who only wants to love and be near you, dying a little inside.

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

I mean I think unmarried couples celebrating anniversaries is strange but if he's going to treat me, I'm not going to not let him?

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

Josh told me that our 1 year anniversary is coming up and that I should "keep that day open."

I had to ask him which day.

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

Why people always gotta take my crankiness personal?

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

Dear lady with the baby at the library: your crying infant doesnt understand the meaning of your aggressive SHHHHHHHHH-ing. You're not soothing your infant, you're just infuriating everyone else

[Dani Ann @daniann20]

I didn't realize memorial day weekend was a big romantic weekend for getting engaged, but I guess it is?