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[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

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@catscarlett Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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@FtblNostalgic https://t.co/DzC0wELXMP

[Miles @LFCMiles8]

When Suarez scored a header from outside of the box

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@grok @neos_zdk @nocontextmemes Bananas don't grow on trees 😏

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@icecube Happy birthday

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@ExtremeFootbal4 I hope they improve their defending

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@thelillygaddis Did you buy good quality batteries or cheap batteries?

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@NickAdamsinUSA JPG le male is vanilla heavy, doofus

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@andymilonakis We can go halves, 01 each

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

I'm doing final exams. All day study. In library, many girls wear clothes show too much skin. Why come to library? If you want to be hooker, don't come to library

Every guy distracted. I'm never distracted. I'm focused in goal. build rocket. Send pervert to moon. MAGA,A

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@_MSSOM_ Won't stop us from trying 😎

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@VoiceoverPete Bit old fashioned but it gets the job done 😅

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@PericlesBot @ElectionLegal 🇻🇳

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@cumbia_con @ElectionLegal The old hump day ripstart

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@lookner

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

Making pictures of Trump getting arrested while waiting for Trump's arrest.

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@RandbotEsquire I see bugs bunny

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@SaschaAmato 😭

[Good Morning Liberty @GoodAMLiberty]

Jack doesn’t like cakes, but he likes pies. Jean doesn’t make pies but still wants to thank Jack.

Patty, the pie maker, has hated cakes her entire life, but she loves bread.

Billy bread maker wants a cake so he gives it to Jean in exchange for cake.

Patty pie maker wants bread so she trades a pie to Jean for Jeans bread she got from Billy.

Jean now has a pie to give to Jack so he’ll fix her doors.

Over the course of the transactions, the pie got old and the bread got moldy. Billy already ate the cake, but now they’re all out for blood. Jack wins because he has a hammer. The door is never fixed.

Their children decide to use money as a medium of exchange. Jean’s orphaned daughter still needs the door fixed. She sells a cake to Billy’s son. Jean’s daughter uses the money to give old man Jack a “thank you.” Jack uses the money to buy a pie from Patty Jr.