Danielle Canevari

All views expressed are my own

[Dungeons and Daddies @dungeonsanddads]

nice

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

The CDC: symptoms of omicron usually develop within 2 or 3 days of infection, and you can go back to work 5 days after symptoms stop.

The Biden administration:

[Dungeons and Daddies @dungeonsanddads]

we're not sorry 😏

[Danielle Canevari @danicani89]

@Danielle-Canevari

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Cait @nimruthiel]

I sent this to my sister and she didn't get it

[Mark L. Walberg @marklwalberg]

Are you upset because you want things to be different than they are or are you peaceful because you accept things as they are? your choice.

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Need to take a minute to say: there is A LOT going on in the world. If all you can do today is take care of yourself… just do that. Rest. Breathe. Be kind to yourself. That is enough.

[Catholics for Choice @Catholic4Choice]

The church does not even have a formal position on when a fetus has a soul. The Vatican declared in 1974 that it does not know when a fetus becomes a person.

#TheMoreYouKnow #abortion #Catholicism #prochoice #faith #religiousliberty

[Catholics for Choice @Catholic4Choice]

If we are all made in God's image, God's pronouns are them/their.

[Catholics for Choice @Catholic4Choice]

We are very much Catholic, we are very much pro-choice, and we stand with the majority of Catholics who believe in reproductive freedom.

Abortion care is a Catholic social justice value.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

this fucking guy https://t.co/bTo20YUG4G

[Coti Howell @CotiHowell]

We owe @thechicks an apology.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Like, do I still live in America @GeneralMills or have I moved to a monastery in 7th century Italy?

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

this is the best one

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Did you hear about the guy who got irrationally upset when he couldn't find the dried grapes?

He was angry for no raisin at all!

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[James Roday Rodriguez 🍮 @JamesRoday]

This is 45's final bow. Why wasn't law enforcement ready for this? The National Guard is on standby for BLM marches but Capitol security gets caught "flat footed?" He's only been tweeting about it for weeks.