Danica (she/her)

almost certainly watching Star Trek

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Second day this week I’ve spent in bed in a dark room due to nasty head/neck ache, and I’m furious about it

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@ateotbray It is literally all I want to do

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@TheAuthorGuy @ElieNYC I watched her swallow the word motherfucker the way only someone who has experience with ridiculous tantrums could do

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@TheAuthorGuy @FrankLuntz She should get some sort of award for self restraint

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@dumbbeezie None of us thought we’d live this long, dude.

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@StevenRayMorris Is there anything as comforting and wholesome as the extras on the extended lotr set though?

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I mean yes, I am drinking wine on the back porch and listening to phoebe bridgers, but I’m fine.

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@pdxlawgrrrl We have one good looking city

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@sportswithjohn What does the winner get?

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@townsendyesmate My teenager calls this “re-hotting” and turns the taps with their feet, so they don’t even have to sit up. 😂

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It’s not that I’ve given up all hope, but I will say that if I hadn’t already quit smoking cigarettes I probably wouldn’t bother now

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Is there anything quite as humbling as having the hiccups as someone in their mid-40’s

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Incorrect, it’s where we try out our new material.

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Therapy is for people who don't know how to turn trauma into jokes.

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@ryanositis @Dan_Christensen Oh, the stories about that van. 🤣

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There are a lot of humbling moments in life, but searching for something and then realizing you’ve stashed it in your cleavage is right up there.

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Made a pot of coffee this morning so strong it guarantees I’m going to be aware of every heartbeat for the next 6 hours.

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@kayteterry @ryanositis There’s one that lives in a nearby pond that my kid has named Jumbo Joe

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@ryanositis @kayteterry They’re so lovely and impressive, but my favorite thing about them might be their loud, irritated screech when people get too close.

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@Steve_Dangle This is a deeply unserious sport