Jaafar, take us seriously and please fear Allah S.W.T.
No one gets a CBN account opened, secures an appropriation allocation in a federal budget, and an office space at the Federal Secretariat secured just like that.
Newcastle United interviewer: "Where do you come from?"
Yoanne Wissa, full DRC international and AFCON goalscorer: "I'm from France."
An identity crisis is a heck of thing to have.
"Late President Buhari went to China to borrow money to construct a rail line from Nigeria to Niger. Look at the current condition of the rail track, and up till now, we are still paying for the loan. Rotimi Amaechi, look at your handiwork."
—Isaac Fayose
Since the days of John The Baptist, prophets have been anti-establishment.
The Nigerian church is seeing the suffering of the people and instead of speaking up for the persecuted.
They are making excuses for the persecutors.
He is lying.
They (Dangote + BUA + Lafarge) have cartelized their operations to 50% of their respective installed capacity (maximum) so that they keep domestic cement prices artificially high.
Nigeria’s domestic cement demand is half of the domestic cement installed capacity.
World Bank has updated data for 2025 and Nigeria ($1,224) has a lower GDP per capita than Palestine (West Bank & Gaza), Haiti, Zimbabwe, Cameroon & Venezuela.
In 2015, it was twice as much (Nigeria: $2,585).
Well done to the All Poverty Congress (APC).
Mass Poverty Creators!
The Senate and House Reps wrote letters to a non existing agency!
Even got an office in the Federal Secretariat all without knowledge of the Government.
Please who told Bayo, Tinubu, and Femi Gbaja that we are this stupid? Because what is this damage control?
The longer Gbaja keep his job, the more complicit he is making the president look.
This story is actually insane and nobody is talking about it, and the key witness has apparently died in a hotel fire.
Prince Adeniyi Adeyemi accused Femi Gbajabiamila of collecting ₦400 million from him for a ₦600 million deal for the appointment to become DG of Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council (PFIPC), the Chief of Staff was said to have demanded 48% of the agency’s ₦24 billion take-off grant.
Prince Adeyemi said 48% is too much. There was a little disagreement apparently, and on 11 June 2026, Gbajabiamila, in his capacity as Chief of Staff, issued a public statement saying the PFIPC was not an official government body.
Prince Adeyemi wrote a petition to the police and named the middleman who was the witness to everything that happened.
The middle man, who is the key witness to the transaction died a day after that petition.
Prince Adeyemi wrote for the investigation of the man’s mysterious death, and also claimed there are multiple assasinanation attempts on his life.
He also claimed his phone was particularly stolen in one of the attempts and they are refusing to help him track it.
Gbajabiamila claims the company does not exist and that Prince Adeyemi is telling lies, but the 2026 Appropriation Act currently contains a ₦1.3 billion budget allocation for the PFIPC on page 50 and 51.
So how did a “non-existent”agency receive a budget allocation?
The criminality happening under Tinubu is abysmal.
Why is this not making the news?
Behold, Nigeria’s smartest con artist, who was somehow able to get an appointment letter from the presidency, smuggle the name of his agency into the budget, find the high level documents necessary to open an official CBN account, employed staff, got an office in the Federal Secretariat, got a budget for his office, was able to summon and have meetings with ambassadors and international business people, probably had a diplomatic passport. And magically made the only person who could prove his story die tragically in a hotel fire that killed only one man days before he could be questioned. A superhero. A genius. Houdini would be proud. We believe you.
People are not even saying the major thing about this video.
Pastor Adeboye went to the US to convince the US government that Tinubu is doing well and to also show subtle support that there is no Christian Genocide because at least he's a pastor of a very big church.
We are overlooking the purpose of the video.
The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.
One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.
This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”
Imagine a loan was taken for this.
To all of you yelling “satire”
The entire idea of satire as a literary device is to use humor/be entertaining while also criticizing and exposing the issue at the base of the content.
Portraying “akara selling” as a lucrative business where you’re taking payment in solana and eth, patronizing Polanco and shopping at hf etc.
where is the said “satire” that you all are screaming?