mca

Ex student🤫 Ex-Plugh🍂 Candyman! to handyman! 🇰🇪🇸🇨 SKIPPER🚤

[Fact @Fact]

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

[mca @danicmwan]

Mines just miles away😭😭

[Ray @Rayqcbqz]

Being horny with no sexual partner sucks

[Ray @Rayqcbqz]

Being horny with no sexual partner sucks

[prime star ✨ @MComposure52]

If I ever lose my memory just say one name… Messi. 🐐❤️⚽️

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

I respect people who return borrowed money without being reminded. You are the chosen ones.🙂‍↔️

[Baby.T.🧚‍♀️💜 @bttbxch]

No penis for poor woman 🧏‍♀️

[Alli @tygarii]

But she’s Cancelo

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

yall not real boob lovers if you don’t like them to sag and jiggle. those are real boobs. none of that silicone nonsense around here partner

[idk @cumstaeynz]

can we platonically share nudes

[alekkk @alexisandslvts]

My sex drive is way to fucking high for the amount of sex im not having

[PUTPAWER✝️ @scopynation]

Me in another country doing things I’d never do at home because nobody knows me

[Dan @DanSuperdan2]

I initially thought ni skit ya Mammito😭🫣

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Bigger dreams call for healthier habits and healthier habits require more self discipline.”

[themvp.professor @themvpProfessor]

Heha movers watuambie kutoa vitu state house hadi Sugoi ni pesa ngapi😂😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Boobs will always be greater than ass, no matter what.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Woke up around 2am to pee and I overheard my mom praying for me.
I can't fail!!

[ᴄᴊᴺᴸ✌︎︎🌐 @NORMALLIF3STYLE]

Me eating the food meant for break time before morning assembly. 😭😂

[Fact @Fact]

Learning how to learn is the most important skill to acquire.

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

that cool nigga that minds his business probably smokes weed