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send me pics of ur dog (she/her)

[d @danieIIe01]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 12 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[d @danieIIe01]

@blink182 releasing a song with the lyrics “i’m a punk rock kid”

[d @danieIIe01]

i pressured myself out of this so hard i became vegetarian

[Zach Jelks @zacharyjelks]

dont let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tenders and fries at a restaurant, you are valid

[d @danieIIe01]

@KATBCHEW yea

[d @danieIIe01]

@an14756 @twi_age hahah idk if i should be proud of that

[d @danieIIe01]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 12 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[d @danieIIe01]

Reminder to spellcheck ur resume… assed and assessed look v similar

[d @danieIIe01]

can this be the summer we bring back soffe shorts

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Cooking tip- If you don't like tomatoes here are a couple alternatives you can try

-Grow up!
-Have a better sense of taste
-Be better

[the notorious ana @anatfln]

found anti grass memes

[d @danieIIe01]

attempting to get my life together so i bought a planner yesterday, unfortunately it doesn’t start for another 2 months so i’ll try again then!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

[d @danieIIe01]

idk i just feel like mario would have had an alibi in super mario sunshine

[d @danieIIe01]

if no one else got me, i know the parked car feature from apple maps got me

[d @danieIIe01]

@addietudecheck that would be way more fun than just telling them it’s wrong :\

[d @danieIIe01]

shoutout to the intern at spotify that fixes song lyrics when i flag them as incorrect ❤️❤️❤️ u and me dream team forever baby

[d @danieIIe01]

@ricky2thyme i have good news for u, mcdonald’s is a real place you can go to when ur awake!!

[d @danieIIe01]

revealed to my boss that i ~regrettably~ got back into animal crossing over the weekend and i think it made us closer

[d @danieIIe01]

my upstairs neighbor is snoring so loudly that it’s actively stopping me from falling asleep

[d @danieIIe01]

how do i tell the girl i dogsit for that i miss her dog?