Sara Jacob

she/her #insulin4all

[🐌 @russtrome]

this is an objectively hilarious way to do a schedule reveal

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Kaily @thedailykaily]

Real.

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

they never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe they're bad people

[tom wilson glazer @tomwilsonglazer]

i know a team that won a stanley cup final game against the vegas golden knights on june 7th

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[What Chaos! @WhatChaosShow]

6-7 at your own risk

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

For the 100th time

[ei🪸 @mc71esbian]

i just know a vocal stim goes off like a bomb in the caps locker room

[Lauren⋆｡ﾟ👻 @sp00kycaps]

Carlson was supposed to retire as a washington capital

[mora🐞 @LT48LUVR]

oh chris patrick YOU 🫵 are going to hell

[maia @mxmtoon]

absolutely losing my mind at this email i sent when i was 11 from my barnes and noble ereader

[pingu @pingu4ll]

why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

they can never make me hate you @Capitals

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

north carolina the best country in the world baby