daniel hammond

i've been getting away with it all my life

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

2.28 - Over his 379 Premier League games with Manchester City, Pep Guardiola has averaged 2.28 points-per-game - the highest of any manager with 20+ matches in the competition's history. Greatest.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@Block13Gooner Im just glad he hasn’t ruined your life though Steve 👀

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@MENnewsdesk So has Monaco

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

Ageing well

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

The guy who you just found out is moving in next door, who is 14 years younger than you & looks like a handsome model from a shampoo advert, turns up in his purring 3-4-3 Series & makes your luxury sedan look decidedly old hat.

Great by @JamesGheerbrant

https://t.co/iRL36m9PiH

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@MENnewsdesk Touched so many lives

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

The guy who you just found out is moving in next door, who is 14 years younger than you & looks like a handsome model from a shampoo advert, turns up in his purring 3-4-3 Series & makes your luxury sedan look decidedly old hat.

Great by @JamesGheerbrant

https://t.co/iRL36m9PiH

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@bignorms Keep grifting your shitty CBD you scab

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@BPete1970 @CW9_MCFC Hahahaha you should have copyrighted your song book you snide

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@BPete1970 @CW9_MCFC Obsessed with City you, every thread you pop up. Run out of nursery rhymes to murder?

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@bignorms @oasis Forest were averaging less than 20k at home games only ten years ago. Stick to grifting the CBD oil you daft prick.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

If clubs would agree to playing a minimum of ten games at 3pm on a Saturday I might have more sympathy for them.

You buy a ST in good faith but are expected to effectively set aside for a weekend match Friday evening, Saturday 12:30, 3pm, 5:30 & 8pm, Sunday 2pm, 4pm and Monday evening

Can you imagine a restaurant treating you in a similar manner when you book a meal?

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@jjreade @GaryJamesWriter The rules were unlawful you absolute plank 🤣

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@jjreade @GaryJamesWriter Like when they proved the APT rules to be unlawful?

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@jjreade @GaryJamesWriter So you think City should be found guilty and lose the case regardless of them committing any wrongdoing? Seems fair.

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@NorthWalesBlue1 Happy Christmas mate

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

ITV Goals Of The Day
August 1991
Arsenal v QPR
Sheff Wed v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Wimbledon
West Ham v Luton Town
Southampton v Tottenham
Norwich v Sheff Utd
Liverpool v Oldham
Man Utd v Notts County
Coventry v Man City
Nottm Forest v Everton
Commentators Brian Moore, John Helm & Clive Tyldesley
Reporter Tony Francis.

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@SamWallaceTel Hello darkness my old friend

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@irishelt @SamWallaceTel @jonawils Have you been hit on the head with a hammer?

[daniel hammond @daniel_hammond]

@paulp_123 @SamWallaceTel Do you have a brain injury?