Daniel Ita

Aspiring educator of math, tutor for the UT LEC, runs on occasion, and lover of music, coffee, and his girlfriend.

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

Couldn't help her. I mean, if it had been alcohol...lol. It's 8:30 on a Tuesday, and I have a full bladder. Sorry, betch. No can do-skis.

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

Just got asked by a stranger to buy her cigarettes at a rest stop. She began with "Are you old enough to buy cigarettes?" Not even a hello.

[Dave Matthews Band @davematthewsbnd]

#DaveMatthewsBand July 18, 2015, Klipsch Music Center - Noblesville, Indiana #DMB2Sets Set List

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If the bottom 90% had simply maintained the same share of wealth that it did in 1985...

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

Absolutely killed it. https://t.co/Qp8ZjlykNX

[Dave Matthews Band @davematthewsbnd]

#DaveMatthewsBand July 8, 2015 - Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Set List #DMB2Sets http://t.co/cRypHqTP1W

[Paper Morning @paper_morning]

dear twitter,

our new EP

http://t.co/DcSNsyPwYc

do you like him?

-PM

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

Me on recording a riff as a voice memo: "Want to know why I called it 'F Prime'?"
@NikkiKrupp: "Why?"
Me: "It's derivative."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Claritin Flamethrower Incinerates Whatever Causing Allergies http://t.co/PckD8NwH6j

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tonight! Parts of the Patriot Act have expired! Now is the optimal time to call your weed guy.

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

Bitch, this food ain't fa you >:(

[The End Of The Tour @EndOfTourMovie]

Imagine the greatest conversation you’ve ever had. Watch the first trailer for James Ponsoldt's #EndOfTheTour.
https://t.co/xunqDQRvLa

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

Me anytime I go anywhere:

[relatable @byreIatable]

When high schoolers complain about how hard their finals are

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

@BroganReilly, would you like me more if I could play bass like Michael League?

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

"The Dave Matthews Band ended up with the highest cumulative concert gross from 2000 through 2009 at $529.1 million." -- LA Times

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

Got all my textbooks for $60 this semester #frugality

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

"Prince Avalanche" is amazing.

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

You know what's just gross? When people don't eat everything that's on a fork or spoon. There's just this gross slimy half-bite left. Bleh.

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

"There isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas," Michelle Bachmann. Thanks, @ColbertReport

[Daniel Ita @daniel_ita3]

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