Prior to comics, this was what I was most famous for here in Columbus.
Ruining @lisa_sterle's umbrella and the @DispatchAlerts taking a picture of it and publishing it in our newspaper.
I shed forty pounds since then, but I can't shed the shame.
Keep in kind when following this special election: when people say "college-educated," that is technically correct, but they are talking about Ohio State University #LifeInOhio
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