Dan Shaw

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

Face down ass up, that's the way we found grandma. R.I.P.

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

mentally im here

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The world’s richest man @elonmusk is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a @Tesla.
Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin.
(In collaboration with @politicalbeauty)

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Cinema.

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

@oliviuuuuhh Mukbang me 👸

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

@elonmusk

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

Monkeypox started when some dude fucked a monkey.

Liz Truss has stepped down after suffering from a case of Economypox.

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II, may she be reunited with her Husband/Cousin

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

Add Jack Daniel's to your McDonald's coke. Get on that McDaniel's meal.

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Sext: Your package has shipped

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

As someone who's outstayed my welcome in a party after being a drunken idiot, I can relate to Boris.

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

Weirdos be weirdoing. It me. I'm weirdo. I'm weirdoing.

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

Missed Dry January again 🥴

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

This doesn't help me at all. Will e-girls feet pics be costing us more or less?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The Budget - what does it mean for me?

BBC 5 Minutes On Chancellor Rishi Sunak's tax and spending plans for a "post-Covid" economy

https://t.co/8cG9nZyFii

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Some people are bad at math. I'm bad at everything

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Autocorrect loves making me look like an idiom

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

I feel sorry for Mary. Her son gets sacrificed, then she gets the nickname 'Virgin' for the next 2000 years.

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

People want to grow a mullet but never live the mullet lifestyle

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

I haven't had one card for International Lefthanders Day. This is just like Valentines Day all over again.

[Dan Shaw @daniel_shaw]

This is the most disappointing Tournament performance since Ash's Charizard refused to battle Richie's Pikachu in the Indigo League.#itscominghame