Sijin Thomas Daniel

Unspoken words speak more than the spoken words. I talk about/create #memes #jokes #comedy #philosophy #quotes #lifelessons

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In Hindi Tum is You ( informal) used to address people of your age or under your age and Aap ( You) is formal to give respect . The interesting part is some people also use Aap to address and give respect to kids, which tells a lot about them as a person.

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You know it's Dubai when you can order a Helicopter ride on ola/ uber to go to your work and robots delivering food to your house or delivery boys flying to deliver the food to you.

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Everyone once in their life should try Gulaab Jamun with Vanilla ice cream to know what heaven feels like!

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We book lovers buy new books even when we have so many unfinished books left to read. Don't ask us why. We cannot justify it.

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Right person, wrong timing doesn't exists. Movies and novels romanticized it. They were always the wrong person and will always be.

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The purest form of love you can ever give to someone is by praying for their well being.

[Sijin Thomas Daniel @daniel_sijin]

I just realized that every girl I liked either had birthday in February or October, was a teacher or had something to do with teaching , 99% of them wore spectacles, had a pet dog and had a past relationship that didn't work. Name a better prankster than Universe.

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Tell me what's your job without telling what's your job! I'll go first.
Part of my job is to write jokes for people/ companies and get paid for it.

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I saw a short video where a woman said that she wants to date a guy who is not on any social media platform.
In my opinion that's actually a great and beautiful concept.

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She was never what I imagined her to be, it was always my image of her that made her perfect with her imperfections and when did I reliaze it? The day I saw her real image in the reflections of my broken self.
I thought I could fix her with love but instead she broke me.

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In the melange of existence, hearts yearning for connection weave a tapestry of emotions, vying for significance in a world where the hoi polloi navigate life's labyrinth. Each moment a canvas, painted with the hues of rumination, echoing the symphony of shared humanity.

[Sijin Thomas Daniel @daniel_sijin]

Dark humour and true love is not meant for everyone.

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That moment when you binge watching a series and you tell yourself "just one more episode and I will get back to work."
@NetflixUK
#netflix

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@NASA is there any parallel universe where humans exist with no social media? If yes then I would like to shift there.

#NASA #ParallelWorld

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Everytime I thought that particular flower was meant for me, turned out that it was meant for someone else.

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Khushiyon ka samandar nahi bss dukh ki boonde kuch kam,
utna hi chahta hoon.

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Ye waali life toh maine as a rough copy samajh ke write off kar di hain agli waali ki planning ache se kar li hain.

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How do people decide between whether they will send the reel to their friend in DMs personally or whether they want to tag them by putting the story of a reel and show everyone. What's the criteria?

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2 reasons why I lift heavy weights in gym.

1. To be able to lift the luggage for my parents when required.

2. To be able to hold my future dog in my arms.

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As the time passes I wonder if dating is meant for me or not .
For a person who is old school.
Where I keep things simple and not complicated.
Where I prefer peace over drama.
Love should not feel like someone is draining the soul.
Where everyday doesn't feels like a riddle.