OhhDannyBoy

* Traveller * Avid Reader * Musician * Art Appreciation * Whisky Enthusiast * Foodie * Geek * Lover * Feminist *

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

If you think about it, a carrier pigeon is really a flying fortune cookie. They taste pretty good too. Anyways, I'm your new stepfather Jeff

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@CadenceRedwood call me after..

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

Whenever I hear the HBO static intro with that angelic high pitched note, I wet my panties a tiny bit. #MakesBabyJesusWeep

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

If you poke the bear, just make sure your friends name is on the stick

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

I hate it when I accidentally spill baby oil all over my chest at the beach while a photographer is taking black and white pictures of me.

[DVS @DVSblast]

rappers wit names like "Johnny From The Cookout That One Time" needa think bigger. very few people was at that cookout

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@Kon__K ohh and nice goatee bro #wanker

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@Kon__K doesn't help when our media fuels hatred/fear and manipulates public perception #racist

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@AvaGraceVIP #hypocrisy

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@AvaGraceVIP 'watch your mouth junior we will not have that language in this house!Now here's a gun. If you run out of ammo go to Walmart'

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@AusEscortAlice haha I knew you were. You are the grammar/spelling Nazi. You will slip up one day though *shakes fist at phone*

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@NigerianPrince you're welcome! Sorry I haven't been returning your emails. My service provider thinks they are 'junk' for some reason..

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@AusEscortAlice go where the money is I say $$$

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@AusEscortAlice not sure if 'play on words' or spelling mistake😜 #WeekWeak

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

I didn't plan to be a 35 year old man who's scared to press some of the buttons on my microwave life is funny sometimes

[OhhDannyBoy @daniel_whittal]

@AusEscortAlice even just writing 'love teens 13-18' should warrant jail time. FTW! #predator