dani ☁️

la vida es un carnval

[Milla Maxwell facts and updates @finallgirll]

I LOVE smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they are coming but we are stronger!!!

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

breakfast make u beautiful
lunch make u strong
dinner make u wise

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

That weird burner account watching your stories isn’t your ex. It’s not your ex’s new girlfriend either. It’s me. We don’t know each other. We never have or will. But it’s me. Bc I stumbled upon you, & you became a beloved character in my nighttime routine. It’ll always be me

[trish @ultragloss]

coding my tumblr theme to play primadonna by marina and the diamonds as soon as u went on my page

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

it’s gonna take more than a flat tire and broken fan belt to keep me from making this delivery

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

@tiannahesterr it makes me so sad for any women that they know bc i can only imagine how they view them and treat them. women owe men nothing ever, especially not sex

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

i wish these type of men would burn and die 🫶🏼🤞🏽

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

If Taylor Swift is going to be taking over our Sunday’s I’m going to need to see a sex tape. These are my demands @PardonMyTake

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

got cut off by these girls and then they flipped me off so now i hope their car explodes

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

where do i even begin with this

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

not living in the same state as both of my sisters has me down so bad. like how have i not seen either of them in months this should be illegal :/

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

penny laid on my chest this morning and it was so sweet until i coughed and she swatted the fuck out of my face and i bled ❤️

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

she has no reason to be passed out like this

[The Cinegogue @TheCinegogue]

Happy Gone Girl Day 💕

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

this is my cat i can’t take this slander

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Loot at this neet loser

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from @paramore and @falloutboy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th. https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[emily @magicalminniex]

Instagram likes this new top, what do y’all (the true critics) think??

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

how penny sleeps after waking me up at 4:30 in the morning for her breakfast

[dani ☁️ @danielaatej]

had the most horrendous painful hangnail last night i thought i wasn’t going to make it