Daniela Carey

staff engineer @winnie 🚀 only dogs can judge me

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

Today I dripped pizza grease on my pants AND ice cream on my shirt so just a reminder that today is a great day because I ate both pizza AND ice cream.

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

OR maybe that apex predator is actually 95.6% just a little baby

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: House cat share about 95.6% of their DNA with Siberian tigers. Your pet is a tiny, domesticated apex predator.

[Raphael Schaad @raphaelschaad]

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[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@sm Tell Bryn to pack her bags for Mexico 😎

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

damn and i saw it while takin a shit life is crazy

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

I would not pay $8/mo for a blue checkmark next to my name. I would, however, pay $8/mo to put a clown emoji next to someone else's account

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@suchtomwow Whose been touching your screen? 😱

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@sm what’d you do?

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

Happy @Schwarzenegger Newsletter Day to all who celebrate.

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

My resume: "Create and maintain internal documentation"

Internal documentation:

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@Leeeeta I didn't read anything after crispix is superior to Chex because I was AMEN THANK YOU-ing too loudly.

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@sm @Winnie I think it was the McDonald’s that made us all look and feel so good

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@historydefined @flatfuck_friday

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

(also because they are pieces of shit)

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

I can’t stop thinking about the gun-rights activists/politicians who are mentally preparing for all the pressure about to be put on them. They won’t let an event like this derail the cause they’ve built their life around. These things only make them dig their heels in more.

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

Because that’s what we do when our core beliefs are challenged. We dig in harder. We fight and fight because changing our minds means we were wrong and that is worse.

https://t.co/8vWHc3WJ7k

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

I love all SIX of my brothers and this is 100% accurate

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

@adamwaynesallee https://t.co/OBOsLXsVGb

[Daniela Carey @danielafcarey]

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