Dan 🐺

[Dan 🐺 @danielalonzo201]

Wtf

[Rap Ron Howard @Logic301]

Officially announcing my retirement with the release of “No Pressure” executive produced by No I.D. July 24th...

It’s been a great decade. Now it’s time to be a great father.

Art by @SamSpratt

[Slimin’ Phoenix @JustInNotOut]

Nigga, Little House on the Prairie was this raw!!? https://t.co/hbDFJGHEum

[Colocho @colocho_nvoxo]

Don’t let that dick appointment turn into a WIC appointment

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

I’m weakkkkkk 😫😂

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

Imagine blaming china when americans are out here doing stupid shit like this

[Krvo Swrvo @kurvoswervo]

2020 just gets worse and worse

[chocolate covered perc ☔️ @ashiaaaa___]

Remember when squidward lost his job and had to stay with spongebob and he tried to tell spongebob the tv didnt work😂😂😂😂 Spongebob said THATS TWO THINGS THAT WONT WORKKKKKK!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sneaker Pics @SneakerPics23]

RT if you’d Rock

[Rave Moments @Rave_Moments]

This man is a legend 🤣

[Dan 🐺 @danielalonzo201]

@Baller_Ver Retweet 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Dan 🐺 @danielalonzo201]

I bet this video of my doggo can make you smile

[lemongrab @OhYaNameTaty]

To this day this is one of my favorite videos ever

[sweatergod @sweatergoddd]

Do y’all realize i can’t even look at a spider-man toy without thinking of this shit

[𝕝onnii @Lonniiia]

I showed my uncle this video and he got a little mad :/// 😂😂💀💀 This was his response 🙃