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ur in his dms but I’m putting a blanket over his kennel bc it’s bedtime

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everybody gangsta until the tickle monster comes out

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he laughed at me when I played makeout point by the frights.. that’s how I knew he wasn’t the one lmao

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Currently taking applications for a new mom

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went to urgent care and didn’t have a copay - thank u luigi 💋

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Why hasn’t @jackjohnson played Red Rocks since 2014? I’m furious.

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Waffle House is for drunk people
Dennys is for high people
and IHOP is for after church

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

(Tearing up when its my turn in the rap battle) I hate you I hate you I hate you

[clown @bugsquelcher]

spending one billion dollars on touch tunes tonight

[clown @bugsquelcher]

there’s a mean bone in my body

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he’s a 10 because cats like him

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I fucking hate being an adult

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Dewey Barrymore

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

blessed by the ick gods now i hate him

[samantha @milkygoddess]

some of the best moments of my life were spent getting a little treat from the gas station

[clare @sadderlizards]

good morning babe i love you could you go fill up my water bottle

[dizzy @rundizzy]

im gonna believe whatever is funniest

[pobnellion @pobnellion]

the most interesting part of a truck is who is in the passenger seat

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a collection of my favorite recently received texts: