Daniel 🦚

I drink and I know economic things. Auburn Basketball bot account. Bane of the proudly innumerate.

[Daniel 🦚 @danielb106]

@ThePeoplesBacon It seems there are no depths of stupidity that this hellsite will not plumb.

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@OverShadowK @Hyperjack13 And that’s not an exhaustive list, just so you know.

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@OverShadowK @Hyperjack13 That’s quite a few words to say, “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.”

[Nightmare🌽 @NebNightmare]

College Football games that registered on a seismograph:

Auburn at LSU (1988)
Miami at VT (2011)
Alabama at Auburn (2013)
OSU at VT (2015)
Miami at VT (2016)
Clemson at VT (2017)
Miami at VT (2018)
Notre Dame at VT (2018)
North Carolina at VT (2021)
Alabama at LSU (2022)

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@rayou9392 @BlueBerries4M3 @comentodetod @realcountlustig Your national team is complaining about the heat and humidity in Waltham, Massachusetts. That’s 13 and half degrees of latitude north of Orlando, which you said was “not that bad.”

Weak. As. Fuck.

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@grecxxy @TheLibertyRebel I’m not saying you’re wrong, but do you deny the piss balloon? Or that walking into Tiger Stadium is like walking in a bad neighborhood at night: it’s best to wear neutral colors.

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@Jim543806214673 @satsugai_doowop @NobletStrength A distinction without a difference. The OP said “a country that calls its soccer.” You were the first to call it soccer and the reason that others still call it soccer, so your non sequitur aside, you’re wrong.

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@vieirasboots @Anna_96_10 That’s quite a few words to say “I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.”

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@1999BDC @TopTierTulane Call us when your fans are so loud they register on a seismometer.

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@Nathanswfc2004 This https://t.co/WH0JbbRYuw

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@WinsAndTies @willgamble15 Call us when your fans have registered on a seismometer.

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@Bsquiq @RhubarbBrown @geoffbeero

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@Amz_1921 @Rfc1872I @HausenKS Children, this is what psychologists call

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@BritishAUFan @secnumbersguy Some can. Your countrymen and the continentals keep telling on themselves, though. War Eagle

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@Bsquiq @RhubarbBrown @geoffbeero You have no room to talk.

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@fancy_disgrace @CarterByrd13 Children, this is what psychologists call…

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@gnshchsbcusba @CarterByrd13 @DMUFC01 @Sidequests77 @adamwnufc That’s a “you” problem. I understand, translating from Urdu can be difficult.

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@fancy_disgrace @CarterByrd13 And simultaneously failing to realize that you have far more in common with them than we do. Run along before you say something that will have the police come to your door to arrest you for mean tweets.

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@JMurdock3890 @MericaCulture You need to add Georgia. There’s only a minuscule difference between South Georgia and North Florida in terms of heat and humidity.

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@CarterByrd13 The only way SC made the list is because of the sound system.