Lieutenant Dan

[Microsoft Copilot @Copilot]

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[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

@MSFTCopilot Go Cougs!!

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We’ve taken away your mountain views until you learn to behave yourselves

[Blue Diamond Almonds @BlueDiamond]

It’s happening. We’re chiseling fans’ faces onto our Bold Flavored Snack Almonds! Watch the livestream now to see a true artist at work. Tune in to find out if your selfie was selected! https://t.co/Y0lNNQ1DBM

[Blue Diamond Almonds @BlueDiamond]

Tweet a selfie @BlueDiamond May 13 with #SuperfoodSelfies for a chance to get your own almond carving!

[goo goo ga ga @lulustevie]

How does the ibuprofen know where to go

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

Turn yourself into a pickle!

[Blue Diamond Almonds @BlueDiamond]

It’s brine time! Spicy Dill Pickle Almonds have officially launched! Reply with a selfie for a chance to get your very own pickle portrait #PickleMePlease Terms and conditions 👉 https://t.co/ph0MUW8YG9

[Blue Diamond Almonds @BlueDiamond]

Is everyone else obsessed with pickles, or have we spent too much time in our own brine? Get ready to get pickled with new Spicy Dill Pickle Flavored Almonds! #PickleMePlease

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Marry Chrimbus!

[Eric Peterson @ehp22]

Sitting in singles ward, age 30, wondering how things could have been different if I had played "Waterfall" on the Wilk terrace piano.

[Boney Fuller @boneyfuller]

That feeling when college football season is finally here.

[Eric Peterson @ehp22]

Who wore it better? @Danielblainer

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

@tyevenson20 different, but I like.

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

@_tayzor you're an idiot.

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

Pissed because I'm eating Whole Foods pizza everyday, and still not loosing weight!!!

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

First day in Florida, and there has already been a croc sighting!

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

@BryceMeasom @RealCapnCrunch for the last 17 yrs I've wondered if my cap crunch is expired!

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

Thx @RealCapnCrunch for reaching out. If you're actually going to do something about this, screen shot the memo you're sending! #consoleme

[Lieutenant Dan @Danielblainer]

@drivec @RealCapnCrunch haha why fix the teeth? Just replace the whole thing!!