slick rick🧙‍♂️

prolly your bitch doesn't know about me

[Nkeki @28nkeki]

“you still young you got time” that’s how mfs end up 30 years old still playing catch up , i do not have time

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

gained nothing being with you, so what am i going to lose leaving you lol

[slick rick🧙‍♂️ @DanielDancan3]

@Mr_BigMan01 @VMChege Ni hapo kwa side akipanda aingie kwa main road i gues imeslide

[slick rick🧙‍♂️ @DanielDancan3]

Sisi wa vpn tunashangaa rada ya izo data plans changes😂🤚

[nate. @f_jxr_]

God forgave prostitutes, but when it was time to decide a mother for his son, he picked a virgin. be like God

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

No matter how society tries to sugarcoat it, if you take back a woman who slept with another man, you’re a big FOOL!🤌

[lizzy 🐰 🔜 MEGAPLEX @lizmbunny]

worst day in a relationship vs worst day being single

[P @Pjustgotback]

You not finna fuck the whole city then settle down with me😂😂😂😂😂

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Bringing a child into poverty is more cruel than abortion. Unajua tu vizuri hauna resources, hauna connections, hauna pesa alafu unazaa? That's cruel asf.

[Bella hooked🫦 @isahotttie_]

I dislike when I don't listen to my intuition, then I regret minutes later and my intuition is screaming at me 'I told you so'.

[♣ Fauziya @Diamamyn4zi1]

I don’t care how far back we go—if you support this regime, we cannot be friends…

[nishology🎀 @nishjustbored]

Anyways;
UGLY EVERYTHING
UGLY DRESS
UGLY BRIDE
UGLY GROOM
UGLY FAMILIES
UGLY FRIENDS
UGLY KOITO
UGLY DECOR
WEDDING YA MATAKATAKA

[Boniface G. Mwangi @GathogoBMwangi]

Me to every Ruto’s post:

[slick rick🧙‍♂️ @DanielDancan3]

Ruto na yy alisema ata mama ni kushuka hashuki bure jamaa ako na 300 acres pale sidai kitengela 1000 acres kilgoris na others eeiy nyasaye😭🤚

[vhoydiana @kith3r]

there’s niggas who just show up with lubricant + condoms and then there’s you who has to show up with ewallets and 100 roses 😭

[slick rick🧙‍♂️ @DanielDancan3]

@Griz_zly8 😂ni saf ama telkom ndo unatumia kwa data?

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Our generation is going to record the highest number of unmarried men.