Daniel de west

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

imagine ur card declines at the hospital and they start chokin u

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

That’s Dr. Marijuana Pepsi to you.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Schumer: "Hey Nancy, I got us six flags for our speech!"
Pelosi: “Great! And how many podiums?"
Schumer: "…"

[TIME @TIME]

Man trying to smuggle kittens into Singapore foiled by officers who heard meowing from a bulge in his pants https://t.co/H92eHAV4zR

[Annie Duke @AnnieDuke]

This makes me wonder why I’ve ever trusted my intuition about anything.

[Sheila Vakharia PhD MSW @MyHarmReduction]

Drugs, in and of themselves, are not addictive. They can be extremely reinforcing. Addiction is a complex phenomenon in which drug characteristics + individual-level characteristics + social/ecological factors interact. Exposure to drug is not enough.

[don Miguel Ruiz @donMiguelRuiz]

To respect someone’s right to an opinion is an act of love. It’s a gift to others to let them share their views.
#TheThreeQuestions #DonMiguelRuiz

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

I am laughing way too hard at this.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It evens out, because most climate scientists can't believe Trump is president.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

“Avoiding STDs was my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and brave soldier. Womens vaginas are potential land mines. There’s real danger there.”@realDonaldTrump Actual quote. Look it up.

[Rena Hundert @RENAHUNDERT]

I have nothing to say but I won't let that stop me

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

the story of Mariah Carey getting Ol' Dirty Bastard on the "Fantasy (Remix)" is a 10/10 and could honestly be made into a movie (via @billboard)

[Annie Duke @AnnieDuke]

THREAD.

1/ I was looking through twitter today and saw how much people mistrust forecasts of the election. We are pretty bad at thinking probabilistically and it seems as if once a candidate is somewhere over 60% we default to assuming they are 100% to win

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

did a mosquito tweet this

[TIME @TIME]

'He's a good dog.' Man forgives dog that shot him on hunting trip https://t.co/i0OnGJh3Ap

[Paola Mendoza @paolamendoza]

The caravan walked about 30 kilometers yesterday. They were greeted by the town with food, water and a movie.

Kids were finally able to laugh as Coco played on the big screen.

I’m headed to the caravan tomorrow. I want to tell the real story of their resilience + their power.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems to me, if an Octopus wanted to lock a human in a room, it would just need to design the exit with three doorknobs.

[Lone @lonelytiefling]

>not only does Mr. Cool Ice not regret his tattoos, he's gotten even more of them

Fucking legend

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I can't wait to see whether Fox News defends mailing bombs to people as a 1st Amendment right or a 2nd Amendment right.

[Zen Moments @Zen_Moments]

The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave. ~ Thomas Jefferson