Daniel Cohen

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[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

I've built Palms Car Wash Monthly Pass with @base44!

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@elonmusk How’s that Tesla stock doing ?

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

I just want to personally thank @JDVance for knocking me out of the position of the worst Donald Trump hire. I didn’t think it would happen but here we are and I am grateful. 🙏

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@flythonia @LasVegasLocally @lilchorizo88 Easy’s Waltz, with Al Pacino co-starring

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@LasVegasLocally @lilchorizo88

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BRILLIANT!

If you have not read Eric Swalwell's questions to Hunter Biden during his hearing, you have to.

SWALWELL: Any time your father was in government, prior to the Presidency or before, did he ever operate a hotel?

BIDEN: No, he has never operated a hotel.

SWALWELL: So he’s never operated a hotel where foreign nationals spent millions at that hotel while he was in office?

BIDEN: No, he has not.

SWALWELL: Did your father ever employ in the Oval Office any direct family member to also work in the Oval Office?

BIDEN: My father has never employed any direct family members, to my knowledge.

SWALWELL: While your father was President, did anyone in the family receive 41 trademarks from China?

BIDEN: No.

SWALWELL: As President and the leader of the party, has your father ever tried to install as the chairperson of the party a daughter-in-law or anyone else in the family?

BIDEN: No. And I don’t think that anyone in my family would be crazy enough to want to be the chairperson of the DNC.

SWALWELL: Has your father ever in his time as an adult been fined $355 million by any State that he worked in?

BIDEN: No, he has not, thank God.

SWALWELL: Anyone in your family ever strike a multibillion dollar deal with the Saudi Government while your father was in office?

BIDEN: No.

SWALWELL: That’s all I’ve got.

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@Melmis @RepMTG Also “anyways” is not a word.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

President Zelensky cried with pride as President Biden shook the hands of members of Ukraine’s government. This is an amazing moment captured on film.

[Jumbo Elliott @JumboElliott76]

This is why I'm not a Republican any longer. In most issues its total hypocrisy. No, I'm not a leftie either. Need honest pragmatic moderates.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is the Republican Party.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that at least THREE Chinese spy balloons flew over the US during Trump’s presidency and he HID THEM from the public and never shot them down.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

So...the decision to shoot down the thing was done on Weds. We monitored it, jammed its sensors, and gained intel on its capabilities, waited until it was out range where a crash could cause civilian harm, shot it down, and this is what is causing a million MAGAs to lose it.

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@petesmith @GhaithSemaan @elonmusk @engineers_feed I thought the laws of physics break down on the quantum level.

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@Bijan5Robinson @roschon
🤔

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@RepMTG So we should have spent the money here? There’s something called inflation. Read about it democracy is kind of important. To most.

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@elonmusk’s @Twitter will be MySpace within 3 years. Heard it here first.
#fascism
#richguyfromsouthamerica

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@RepMTG Nobody gives a shit. I thought y’all were obsessed with gas prices (down) and inflation in general (down).

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@bennyjohnson You’ve never misspoke. Not ever. And if you did it wouldn’t be noteworthy, cuz ur a white male.

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@Jim_Jordan What’s the definition of allowing kids to be molested while in charge? I’ll wait

[Daniel Cohen @danielevancohen]

@RepMTG Since you somehow won Re-election, can you at least wear makeup at all times?