Daniel Fowler

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

the original

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

radiohead after they made creep

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what do you mean “stealing”? thats HIS food

[Rob Morgan @robbiemorgz]

David Dunn after his rabona

[Tyler Loop from 52 yards...wide right @sthsthburner]

I remember the days when one simply said "our home record isn't good"

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

i am basically ryan gosling in drive except instead of driving a car i take the subway everywhere and i'm more outgoing than brooding and i have a very different job and life

[savorybeverage @SavoryBeverage]

girls take shrooms and realize the same things a 13 year old boy understood after punching a hole in his drywall

[macy @macyagilliam]

to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots.

1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now the miscreant in question, he had the temerity, the hubris, to broadcast his whereabouts with the online exhibition of his pizza box

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

This is exactly how I feel about every roast dinner when I take my empty plate back into the kitchen

[Daniel Fowler @DanielFowler3d]

@_BA_94 Yeah I’m still Austria mate thanks for asking. Are you still a dick head?

[Daniel Fowler @DanielFowler3d]

@_BA_94 Missed u bby boy

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲: Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has agreed a two-year contract extension committing him to the club until 2025.

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[Daniel Fowler @DanielFowler3d]

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