Daniel Knell

Artisan of Code, Friendly Giant, Builder of Things • DMs open • He/Him

[Daniel Knell @danielknell]

Hey @monzo, your app used to be really good, what happened?

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@Radisson, what have you got against @Steam Decks?

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@darthmongoose @ozmills I will henceforth only be referring to lunch as a "Noontide Culinary Opera". 😂

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@NandosUK where can I find the rest of the nutritional information for the sauces on your site? only listing the calories is a bit too cheeky.

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@brucel I mean if it helps the stock price then ceo did their job…?

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@davidfsmith You say gin, but one of those bottles is clearly drain cleaner.

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@monzo Awwwwwww.Yiss.mp3

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Hey @Nestle, why have you never licenced "@MariahCarey - Hero" and remixed as "When an Aero comes along..."?

I would suggest you fire the entire marketing team and hire me instead, but genius like this can't be brought? 😂😂😂 #MarketingTips #GalaxyBrain #YouCantAffordMe

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@onishiweb Design design or software design? I guess both are a fail but the former even more so.

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@jesslynnrose The anime got me good on several occasions and my friend who has read all the manga just laughed knowingly.

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@jesslynnrose I watched the anime and you can laugh at all the stuff I'm not ready for that's gonna be coming.

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@tehbb The worst kind of mustard…

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Why do biz-wankers feel the need to ensure the entire store/restaurant can here their side of whatever mundane phone conversation they are having?

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@edent Might need one of these incase I'm ever forced back into an office. 😂

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@brucel Sounds like bad advise to me. I'll have the baileys 😂

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Does deciding someone might be in your target demographic, then bombarding them with the same advert, over and over, till their annoyance levels hit max, and they start having homicidal thoughts towards anyone involved with the brand, actually work for anyone?

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@addyosmani Advertising department disagrees 😂

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@tommorris Fixes the negative judgement though with the only lever the maintainer has. Folk just need to be less hung up about projects having open issues,

[Daniel Knell @danielknell]

@tommorris The problem is people judging projects negatively for large numbers of open issues... Stale bots fix that...?