Danielle Keefe

50 cent

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

Mad when 40 year old guys bring a united towel on holiday with em

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@Hermesparcels I had a parcel coming yesterday but the delivery guy said he spilled something on it and was leaving it to be cleaned and would deliver today but no updates online. Please advise I need this parcel today! Thanks

[Keeley Casey @KeeleyCasey]

This kid is mint 🤣🥲

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

Can’t eat or smell anything sweet since having covid absolutely knocks me sick.. is this my life now 🤢😭

[Charlie White @CharlieWhite_22]

Ye fella goes up to birds an says ‘where’s my hug?’

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@Seandoylee_ @hanshawxo

[George Shaw @GeorgeShawx]

Your bird says ‘hold the virus’ when asking for a Corona

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

That flu after the rona is just as bad 🤧

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@chelskyle They’ll be telling us the pope touches kids next 🙄

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@hopwoodhall hello, I can’t get through on the phone can you please tell me when the start date is for the beauty therapy technical course - the app isn’t working. Thanks

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

Majorca would go on the amber list the day before I fly home wouldn’t it 🙃

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@SkySportsNews Ollie and Luca 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@SkySportsNews Ollie and Luca 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Charlie White @CharlieWhite_22]

I think it’s sick that everyone loves Aldi an Lidl cos everything costs about 8p. Especially because like 15 years ago if your mum was spotted in Netto your life would be over

[JoshGilholme @JoshGilholme]

I don’t see the logic in you wearing jeans in the sea in mysterious girl but you still did it you nob 😂

[Holly✰ @hollyflint_x]

I actually can’t get my head round that some people wont go and see their family on Christmas day just cause Borris said so🤣🤣

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@donnadeadman 😂😂 I like that one! They’re so deep though it’s really getting to me 😂 my youth is slipping away xxx

[Ella Mary @EllaMcneeney]

How is Super Dry still going.

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

@donnadeadman Fuck knows how he managed to pass when I didn’t and I sat the exam and tried really hard 🤣

[Danielle Keefe @danielle_keefe]

Congrats to my little turd of a brother who managed to pass his English exam even though he left half way through for a joint and got excluded from school 👏🏻 anything is possible.