danielle, but online

Am I the nazz with god given ass?

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@postanimalmusic Would you like me to tow you with my Hyundai Sonata

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

This photo is in my favorites folder so I may easily reference it

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

every hot person has a sandwich they ate 3 years ago that they think about at least once a week

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

Want to make a delicious beef stew from scratch but need the activity level of what cooking is like in a cozy little video game. Tap and drag the whole ingredients into a two dimensional pot and then a little cartoon poof happens and my fresh delicious beef stew is ready.

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@hannastasia We are all One Gender, the HUMAN gender 😋

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@hannastasia PG 🥰

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

Listening to music is not enough I need to chew on it

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@hannastasia Late but. Little.

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@hannastasia These videos make me feel truly crazy like a rabid little creature

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@hannastasia @StrangelaMartin @UffdaJen @STLDanni @lonesometoast Happy to be here and bear the title!

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@Harry_Styles this is what you look like

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@hannastasia You’re gonna kill it!!!

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@dylanobrien prove it

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in want of a fast food breakfast, must miss the window of opportunity by an infuriatingly slim margin.

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

@tifftifff666 game :)

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

I made myself cry a little with this tweet btw

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

Thinking about a couple years from now when it will be impossible to move through every second hand shop for all the squishmallows, their soft abandoned husks staring with beady eyes

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

Steak Valentine, still my beloved

[danielle, but online @daniellealright]

Get me outta here! Here? I want to be out of it.