Danielle

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

@KateAustin_ Lincoln park pub in Tremont just posted about having one. I think six different soup choices???

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

@KateAustin_ There’s a couple in Cleveland, come home 😜

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

@Rich_Cooper You’re a disgusting human being

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

2 year old boy can't believe mom would leave for work without kissing him goodbye!
So cute! 💕😂

[Laughing Legends @LaughingLegend0]

"So my husband tells my son (who has autism) to run in and get a take-out menu from Sun Restaurant. They even practice it in the car beforehand. Then my son goes in and my husband is waiting…and waiting…and waiting…so finally decides to see what’s going on. What’s going on is that my son is at a table, eating. Apparently, he told the hostess “I’m hungry.” So she sat him down and asked what he wanted to eat, and he answered: “beef.” She told her cooks, “hurry, this boy is very hungry,” and made him a beef curry with rice. She said that he was so sweet she was planning on letting him eat for free.

I 💖💖 Sun Restaurant in Williamsville. If you end up there, thank them again, from me. For their kindness, and for treating my son like family."

Credit: Sandra Block - https://t.co/9CEik5RLuX

[Daniel Pink @DanielPink]

Jodi Picoult (@jodipicoult) on efforts to ban books in school libraries.

https://t.co/UDD77IXAlw

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Jack's older brother, Luke, is away at college. When his big brother came home to surprise him, he had the sweetest reaction.

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

Seriously @ChipotleTweets you need to take a hard look at both of your Lakewood, OH locations. Both have absolutely atrocious customer service, and never once have I gotten exactly what I’ve ordered. 🤬

[phage @clubmoss_]

Name a better dive bar duo than a miller lite and a shot of jameson

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

Give me adderall and a little bit of male validation and I could probably find Malaysia Flight 370

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

@KerryWi52238608 @flogcee @KamalaHarris We’re hiring, if you think it’s so easy. If you’re not interested, in the most disrespectful way possible, to fuck yourself

[Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ @medus4_cdc]

We should not assume people with bad teeth are on drugs- I have never even TRIED the kind of drugs that would cause tooth problems.

Having bad teeth is often NOT A CHOICE. It’s not a personality defect. It has NO say in who someone is as a person.

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

A 6-year-old elementary school student shot his teacher on Friday and now, a day later, it’s barely even news. In most other countries, it would be a massive story. Here in America, it’s just another day.

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

@NicholasFerroni 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

Theo and I are the same when we watch sports😅

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

Accurate. 💯

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

Ya caught me

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

There’s no such thing as a morning person they just go to bed at 7:45 p.m.

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

older sisters be like “yeah das my baby brother🤗”
the baby brother: a 6ft tall 20 year old

[Danielle @daniellealspach]

@_katiemccormick

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps