Honestly the best birth control is to have a slumber party w your 2 yr old nephew. Bro is passed out w/ his feet shacked up in my spine for the night. #10/10stillmybestbuddytho
Anytime Dom falls asleep before me & I hear him make any kind of noise even minutely louder than the average breath, I’m always frantically googling how to do CPR #asthmaticbfprobz#psychopath