Danielle

Feminist. Frustrated baker. Full of useless information.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fine, I'll coach Man U.

[Greg James @gregjames]

WOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

@empiremagazine @Dibble86

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Another day??? Oh god you’re joking. This is getting bloody ridiculous.

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

@SimpsonsQOTD @Dibble86

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

The musician has a repertoire of outfits that have become as famous as his hits. https://t.co/HKyWf4lVqT

[Danny Howard @dannyhowarddj]

*Meets other dog owner in park*
Don’t say it
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‘How old is he?’ 💀

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

I mean, wow!

[Variety @Variety]

Take a first look at Lily James and Sebastian Stan's radical transformation into Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for Hulu's upcoming series #PamAndTommy. https://t.co/mUirxPZf1K

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

One of the best podcast episodes I’ve listened to. Period.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘ingordigiousness’: extreme greed; an insatiable desire for wealth at any cost.

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

- People with erratic dogs off lead that they can’t control
- People who don’t ask if their dog can say hello to yours before they lunge at your pooch
- People who get offended if you ask them if your dog can say hello before they do
I could go on...

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

Thing I see on dog walks that annoy the shit out of me:
- Poo bags hanging from trees
- Poo bags left in a bush (just leave the poo bag less in that case!)
- Detritus like cans and bottles strewn about after some twat with no respect for nature has had an outdoor bevvy
#dogs

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

🙌🙌🙌

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

Ladies, leave the obvious and dramatic over-lining of the lips to drag queens. Please and thank you. #KhloeKardashian

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

I think I’m regressing. I’m rewatching Skins, listening to Britney’s Britney album and buying Adidas tracksuits. I’m essentially trying to replicate my youth 😩

[Lois @lowy121]

“When 1 in 10 men are shit and the other 9 do nothing, they might as well not be there...”
#NotAllMen 🖕🏼
https://t.co/aQDCDh6fJx

[Sophie Gallagher @SCFGallagher]

Keys between fingers, walking in the middle of the road, avoiding gaps in hedges or entrances to alleyways, phone on, headphones out, cross the road, check over your shoulder. We aren't born doing this stuff, we learn over years of watching women's trauma play out #SarahEverard

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

Can brands stop creating make-up collections in partnership with weird things. E.L.F x Chipotle, I’m looking at you.

[Danielle @daniellehadley]

I’ve decided that I hate Gary Oldman’s American accent in films.

[National Trust @nationaltrust]

Embrace the puddles, savour that squelch and help us protect the places you love.

Simply sticking to the paths can make the world of difference. Thank you.