Danielle Han

it’s what it’s. staff writer at @jezebel; [email protected]

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

honestly pretty funny that no matter what Emily Wilson does people will be insane about it. almost like she was cursed by some powerful being

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

real as hell unfortunately

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

truly nothing funnier than sad fans in costumes

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

"I was covering Congress (Best! Beat! Ever!) for the NYT when the Mother Emanuel shooting happened in Charleston...."

[Chaz Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

everyone has lost their fucking minds

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @PitBottomSuper]

If you're pregnant and can sprint into the US from Guatemala in 30 minutes, your child clearly *has* to be an american citizen, because we need him for our supersoldier program

[Chasing Ennui @rwlesq]

Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice.

She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible.

Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“you’d be in prison if it weren’t for me” is quite the admission to make out loud

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[Izengabe @Izengabe_]

There is no way this Talarico mailer could be real. It's as if Tobias Fünke ran for Senate in Texas.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

[Danielle Han @daniellejehan]

@KristiNoem 😨

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Sergeant at Arms blocks Tennessee Rep. Justin Pearson from entering the committee room as Republicans vote to eliminate the state’s only Black-majority district.

📸 Nicole Hester / The Tennesseean

[Danielle Han @daniellejehan]

@l_tousignant this sums it up best. thanks for a fantastic run 🫡

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Bro they are removing the journos from the ballroom and journos are taking all the booze with them two bottles at a time LMAOOOOO

[Julian Andreone @JulianAndreone]

What a SPECTACULAR question from @jacob_wass.

I’ve never seen the corporate media hacks even dream of having the courage to ask something like this, yet they continue to shove the fancy name of their organization in everybody’s faces while looking down their noses at TMZ & co.

[susa @prinkasusa]

More women have been arrested for abortions (400+) than Epstein clients (0) since Trump took office.