I get in Parker’s car and go “dude, I’m low key pumped, but high key pissed” And without finishing my story, his response was “that’s like your overall mood but continue” and he’s not even wrong
If the rumor isn’t true, Anna started a stigmatizing lie about Brittany that could ruin her life. If it is true, Anna outed a sex worker on national tv and potentially put her life in danger to be petty. That isn’t funny, cute, or “tea”. That’s fucked up #TheBachelor
The worst part about it finally being above 30 degrees with the sun out in Wisconsin is that you will wait no less than 20 minutes in line for a car wash, even at the least desirable gas stations.
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Corporate: “here is your 401K plan options”
Me: “ok I gotta show these to my dad so he can tell me what to do”
Corporate: “what?”
Me: “ Uhm I just gotta run these by my dad because I don’t know what I’m doing as an adult yet”
I am not built to be in the real world.
Went to a wedding this weekend and only got asked twice why I don’t have a boyfriend. I did, however, also get asked when I’m gonna have a baby. So that’s new.