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[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what... I'm supposed to not notice that ????

[Avery Edison @aedison]

yeah, okay, I found it, the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell “fuck off” when I heard about it

[d @daniellemariiia]

@Prisoners4Pal please can you allow me to DM you?

[d @daniellemariiia]

“Your Party” deserves to crash and burn in all honesty. Absolute clown show

[d @daniellemariiia]

What the fuck is going on with post office theft at the moment? Never in my life had a parcel I’ve sent or ordered get stolen until this week. TWICE in the space of one week!!???

[Tex Connecticut @newhavenjeff]

@isaac_kh Everyone: "I don't want to have any face to face interaction. I want to shop online, have my delivery dropped off at my doorstep, and never answer my phone"
Also everyone: "Ugh why am I so depressed?"

[d @daniellemariiia]

The liberal middle class are in a predicament rn. They see the hordes of coked up racist white men smashing shit up and think ‘working class’, but want to make it clear they’re not ‘classist’ so do the whole ‘not ALL working class people!’ it’s so painful.. they are LUMPEN!!!!!!

[d @daniellemariiia]

who would possibly want this other than closet nazis? oh wait

[Engineering @Engineering]

This week we’re making Likes private for everyone to better protect your privacy.

– You will still be able to see posts you have liked (but others cannot).

– Like count and other metrics for your own posts will still show up under notifications.

– You will no longer see who liked someone else’s post.

– A post’s author can see who liked its posts.

[d @daniellemariiia]

I love it when oxford students/ alumni make these kind of points to not so subtly let everyone know that they too, in fact, went to oxford uni

[d @daniellemariiia]

when I first saw this I was like what the fuck do you mean rishi sunak went to Lincoln uni?

[Ammar Kazmi 🇵🇸 @AmmarKazmi]

My reaction to Labour's Night of the Long Knives.

The Labour Left has been long dead. Hopefully this is a wake-up call, but I won't hold my breath!

[d @daniellemariiia]

‘Rishi Sunak has pledged to bring back hanging’ any day now

[Neeva Gang 2.0 @PunishedGramsci]

I genuinely cannot believe the labour party is being handed a historic mandate not seen since the end of the fucking war and the only thing they're going to do with it is more austerity, transphobia, and tax breaks for small businesses. Astounding. Electoralism is so dead.

[d @daniellemariiia]

Our training, inspired by the success of Prevent, employs powerful hypnotic techniques to ensure future Labour ministers enter an immediate state of disassociation whenever confronted by an individual afflicted with the disease. It is the backbone of Labour’s media strategy

[d @daniellemariiia]

The only correct interpretation of that smug fucking smile is knowing her internal monologue was just like “ah yep ✅ Corbynite. We do not engage with you people. We do not care who you vote for in fact we rather you didn’t altogether. Anyway where are the hedge fund managers?”

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

One #bbcqt audience member: "I've come to this program really wanting to listen to what the Labour Party is going to say. I used to vote for the Labour Party, and you've not answered any question at all"

Bridget Phillipson smiles.

[d @daniellemariiia]

Do the culture war lot think that sex education in primary school consists of teaching kids how to fuck? It’s about puberty. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories will ban schools from teaching children under 9 sex education

[@Telegraph]

[d @daniellemariiia]

TODAY I LEARNED THAT MUKBANG IS NOT A FOOD BUT A GENRE OF VIDEO I’m shaken