_danielletaja

Me, P, Ella Siena & Otis Blu ❤️🌍

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

@AsdaServiceTeam delivery was due between 5-6pm yesterday, email and app says it’s been delivered but it hasn’t - customer services said there’s nothing they can do? Have to wait 24-48 hrs for a call back? Surely there’s more you can do , like call the driver????

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

Men cannot get periods. The entire establishment is lying to you and it’s extremely concerning.

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

@Gemma_Disney_5 I’m so sure it’s Charlie too by the voice - but the clues aren’t making sense to !

[Zak Whitbread @ZakWhitbread]

I’m needing the power of social media to work tonight. Unfortunately my Dad who has Alzheimer’s has gone missing in the Warrington/Runcorn area. He was last seen at Cineworld in Warrington Town Centre around 4pm. He’s wearing a black coat and white trainers- please RT

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

99: KEVIN ROBERTS OH MY GOD!!!!!!

🔵2-1🟢 #CFCOLD #OurClub

[Deep deep diaries @deepdeepdiaries]

little miss needs space but also wants attention

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

The worst kind of people 😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have a small car. In busy car parks I like to park it between two big cars so it's hidden away and makes other drivers think there's an empty space until they get near enough to park in it.

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

Same

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm 54, and I still don't know how some of the attachments that come with a vacuum cleaner are meant to be used

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

A plan for you and Oti 😂@maccapaul22

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've trained my son to insist on special days like Father's Day or my birthday that he needs to buy me a pint of beer in the pub. I insist on a half. The pub staff always upgrade it to a full pint free of charge when he pays, because he's four years old.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When walking home drunk I used to put the window wiper-blades up on every car on my street but also did my own so that no one would think it was me.

[Jamie Ranford @JayRanford]

Anyone know this little rat? Been spending on my card for two days straight. Robbed the card out the compartment in me van, must of left it open, but he’s been in and mooched the van for it.

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

If you want to get away from your misses you shouldn’t have one 👍🏼

[Jack @sjwesttt]

If I was on love island you’d see me in the background trying to hold my breath underwater for as long as possible in the pool

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once took my kids to Kew Gardens and they made up an annoying song that they sang continuously until I got grumpy. Now they're grown up that memory breaks my heart - I got grumpy about a song on a day we'll never get to do again. What a massive bell end. Savour every moment

[𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸 @f0xy180]

Fuck the queens jubilee this bank holiday is for Johnny Depp

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

@iainbenno what happened?

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m ok guys thanks for your concern

[_danielletaja @danielletaja]

How amazing 👏🏼 💙
True blue @CalumMcIntyre

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

✍️ #ChesterFC are delighted to announce the appointment of Calum McIntyre as First Team Manager.

🤝 The 28-year-old has put pen to paper on a two-year deal at the Deva Stadium and takes up the post with immediate effect. Read more below. 👇

#OurClub 🔵⚪️