Danielle Weeks

Cosmetic tattooist, obsessed with brows, animals, the colour black and tattoos.

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@TicketmasterUK @TicketmasterCS Can I have a presale code for @rickygervais please!

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@causekha0s 😂😂😂😂

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@VodafoneUK we have tried to phone you 3 times this morning and every time it goes to connect to an advisor it just hangs up. How are we supposed to get in contact?!?!

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@mads765 @HorrorNightsORL This was my thought too! Bit of a pause after the first Saw!

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@DailyLoud @CPTFitTri four seasons seems crazy

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@TalkTalk I feel as though we’ve been left completely disconnected by the engineers and that’s why no one can seem to find us? But no idea who to talk to to fix it

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@WeAreOpenreach how do I speak to someone about broadband? We signed up with TalkTalk whose engineers couldn’t connect us to fibre and now we can’t seem to get any supplier to provide us and TalkTalk has been cancelled? It’s like we’ve been left disconnected fully

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@TalkTalk Hi Andy, yes. We signed up with you guys and after lots of messing about we were told there was no space for us in the cabinet (the house is 15 years old?!). Told to cancel but now we can’t seem to get any providers to sign up with us and have no broadband?!

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@HMRCcustomers Hi! For 21-22 I earnt over 6k and had to pay for 21-22 and predicted 22-23 tax (self emp). My 22-23 tax will be around 6k again (which will be already paid). But in April 23 I went on maternity and haven’t worked since. Will I be expected to pay a predicted 6k again for 23-24?

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@HMRCcustomers I had to pay for 22-23 upfront last year. When I submit my 22-23 shortly, it’ll be around 6.2k tax due. But I went on maternity in April 2023. Will I be expected to pay another predicted 6k for 23-24 even though I’ve been out of work since April 2023, in Jan?

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@McDonaldsUK thanks for giving me bacon in my VEGETARIAN egg McMuffin this morning. Glad you’re employees respect veggie products 🤮 only realised when I was home 🥺

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

In all the years I've been on social media, this is definitely my favorite story — one Facebook post and one TikTok led to a family having an unforgettable night at Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party. A huge shoutout to Kahn (@notkahnjunior) for sharing all of this.

The Facebook post said:

“We are coming to the party tonight Friday 9/29 to make magical memories. My older nephew Drew is fighting
pediatric brain cancer for the third time and his recent clinical trial failed. While we are searching for a miracle, we are making memories!

Drew and his super sibling Tyler think they are famous, so
if you are going tonight and happen to see them and want
to create pixie dust, just "recognizing" them as celebrities
excites them!”

Here's the results after Kahn's TikTok went viral, this is Disney magic at its absolute best:

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

If you didn’t get the A-level results you wanted, remember that we’re only a few years away from the collapse of organised human life

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@vinted Hey, when will you introduce some sort of postage pass so you can pay a one off fee/monthly fee for unlimited postage? I’d LOVE that

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

We had to come !!!! @blink182

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@DWFireRescue could you confirm if there is a fire in Holton Heath and if so where about it is, we live there and cannot get home

[Danielle Weeks @DanielleWeeks2]

@UniversalORL @withrazzmatazz Please do them! I’m so desperate to try one when I’m over :(