dan

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

if i was on love island i’d dig a big hole cover it with leaves and just wait

[grace @graceswag]

just got the call.. They need me at the Bowl

[dan @daniellewiles_]

@nathanj_lopez hey

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse” meanwhile my rebellious ass

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

april fools day is plain and ordinary to a scheming little jester like me

[َ @ungodlywests]

I KNOW THAT AINT WHO I THINK IT IS

[pj @pjayevans]

The football should randomly explode

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

sorry the dinosaurs are too difficult to get back into their enclosures. they just aren’t listening

[pj @pjayevans]

They never cast Dobby in anything anymore

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

had to turn it off

[burner account @dashofkitty]

yesterday was my last day being crazy

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Gaslighting me doesn’t work because I already don’t trust my memory and I don’t care what actually happened

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Being a dimwit is so awesome I will think something and it will be wrong

[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[liz @imitationliz]

Normalize responding “what’s going on where are you” to people’s Instagram stories

[aidan @AIDAN]

he’s kinda real idk