Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️

Metal Fan, CrossFitter, 'Ecommerce Marketing Wizard', Narrowboater, Idiot

Shadow Home Secretary, Wizard Party UK 🇬🇧

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

Oh shit, do people see that as a "punch" emoji? I've been using it as "fistbump" for years...awkward

[Ben Obese-Jecty MP @BenObeseJecty]

If I was a convicted criminal who’d been to prison for assaulting a police officer I probably wouldn��t send an MP a message with the punch emoji.

Why on earth would Ant Middleton be seeing me very soon?

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@King0243_PJC Sounds like the hen-eyed charisma vacuum wants to give the unemployed the choice to join the army or starve

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@blaseruk @Socket1Sophie I missed that because I'm an Oxford comma true believer. Whoever made this image probably isn't.

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@Socket1Sophie If flags matter so little to you that you can't even get them right, you don't really care about flags, you just care about using them to be a cunt

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@Socket1Sophie Also, why does the lower horizontal white stripe slice the red cross in half?

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

"Reps"

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

I see things like this and realise how warped my sense of what's normal in fitness has become

These lads look like they workout, yet they can't even do 1 rep with the weight we use for cardio

Some of the girls I train with were using 24kg bells tonight

https://t.co/4yPS2Ednsg

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@JBradshawLLB Saw them at Wembley the year before too, that was an unreal setlist

https://t.co/htLLv4Bf1G

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@bryan_johnson Chin up lad, at least you didn't have 3 glasses of wine and podcasted worse

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@welshroots @GasSafeRegister @WatersafeUK @CIPHE See, the problem is we've got too many Career Plumbers with their noses in the trough. Rob's just an average bloke trying to do what he can for local people with leaky boilers

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

Banana suit dude...bit harsh

But the guy I saw a couple of years ago near tye edge of the put WITH A FUCKING LIVE PARROT ON HIS ARM...that dude needed a tellin'

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@Protocalypse @otokyo Yeah, what a gutpunch of a movie

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@IsabelOakeshott Yeah, because a bunch of right wing grift accounts and professional hecklers bamging on about it for personal clout is the same as "facing up"

Have a bit of self awareness

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

Why is it that @JohnCena follows 1m far right grift accounts on here?

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@Erik_Quill If it's not a gatefold I slit the shrink wrap along the sleeve opening to get the record out and leave the shrink wrap on

The whole thing, shrink wrap included, goes in a transparent plastic outer sleeve

I wasn't always like this 😂

Think my oldest hype sticker is from 1989

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@JDVance How bad must the United States be that someone in JD Vance's position sees the Henry Nowak tragedy, something that probably happens 100 times a day in his JD's country, and thinks "that's the distraction I need"

Absolute gomhead of a man

[Coleman The Wizard 🧙‍♂️ @DanielMColeman]

@raelbrav @elonmusk Rael, nobody on this platform has Assistant Manager at Rumbelows energy more than you

Sit down