Daniel O'Shoney

Science educator based in New York City. Currently teaching teachers for the Wildlife Conservation Society.

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

@FSUAndrew … Piss Pastor

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

@FSUAndrew Get your Paul Masson on!

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. A rare thing is happening today: we are about to get a window into the secret world of how cops shape the news. There's a hearing this afternoon into how San Francisco cops manipulate the media through “strategic communications.” The internal documents are shocking.

[Museum of the Moving Image @MovingImageNYC]

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[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I refuse to stop being horny for green m&m

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

Proud of this one:
Wordle 215 3/6

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[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

@JoLammert This isn't really a brag. My starting word was just really useful today!

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[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

To the tune of Brandy's "The Boy Is Mine"--

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

@JoLammert @luthyr Wait, how do you infuse a milk roll with graham cracker? Those are both solids!

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

The clearly superior spooky season/Christianity crossover name is OCTOJESUS

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

@FSUAndrew This looks like How To with John Wilson

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

I love food so much. I have no idea what this is, but I want it.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

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[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

Stomped one HARD today in New Jersey!

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Did my part for the borough by looking like a total psycho stalking and killing a spotted lanternfly on the sidewalk outside the grocery store today https://t.co/1WHBpIcyIP

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

Relatable

[Gabby Commisso @gabbysfishes]

Today's fish is the South Ocean Daggertooth (Anotopterus vorax), relative of lancetfishes. They're semelparous, meaning they reproduce only once. As they age, their teeth/digestive organs atrophy while their gonads grow.
📸Richard O’Driscoll, Peter Marriott, NOAA

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

@FSUAndrew Nature is healing

[Daniel O'Shoney @danieloshoney]

Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

look at this liar

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

look at this liar

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

look at these liars