Daniel Pybus

I run comedy gigs, events and a bar in East London. I don’t actually love dick, I’m just a giant man child and thought it was funny

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@VodafoneUK is 10 days reasonable to fix a faulty phone you sold me for £1200 and your app said it’s a faulty battery.

Under the Consumer Rights Act 2015, you are entitled to have a faulty phone repaired or replaced within a "reasonable time"

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@NandosUK what’s with the tiny chicken burger lol it’s the size of a kids burger 😂😂😂

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@ZettleSupport hi, yesterdays sales are not showing in my reports but show in my receipts. Has this money gone through? Or have I lost a days sales?

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@Football_LDN did you write this before the game 😂

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@nuumooshatta @PeterCrouchPod

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@south_railway being told by your staff @lat waterloo that they don’t know how long the delay will be to Westbury and that of course it’s delayed it’s @south_railway isn’t great. Then to be told to go to Paddington and I can get another train only to be told I can’t. What a joke!

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

@FootbalIhub Ginola 2002 ?

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

Better to admit you walked into the wrong door rather than spend your life in the wrong room

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England are everyone's favourites for #Euro2024...

Aren't they?

18+ Be GambleAware | @MrDDyer | @petercrouch

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@CWOA and the photos for the rides not open despite buying a photo package 😂

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@CWOA als all the food places are closed, staff saying it’s due to it being off peak!!!

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@CWOA here for my sons birthday today and two biggest rides are closed with no explanation…. So much money to get in sooo poor!!!

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@PeterCrouchPod @petercrouch get Anne Hathaway on the pod. Didn’t know she was an Arsenal Fan https://t.co/O8SzwGWXdt

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@TrollFootball @PeterCrouchPod after listening to the pod today this popped up

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@LivescorebetNG what a joke tried to cash out since it was £25 cash out

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Christmas is a time when families get together and celebrate. With the brutal war going on in the Middle East, especially the death and destruction in Gaza, this year we get to Christmas with very heavy hearts and we share the pain of those families who are grieving the loss of their loved ones. Please do not forget them and do not get used to their suffering. Merry Christmas.

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

@NatWest_Help been on hold for 1 hour spoke to 4 different people to be told the £30 scam that’s come out of my account is my fault as it’s done with a digital wallet. Even though I haven’t paid for anything online. Closing account

[Daniel Pybus @danielpybus]

When @AmazonUK can’t be bothered to redeliver and you need this for a party!!!

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Ffs 🤦🏼‍♂️